Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Sloom]

Granted but it only lasts 1 second

I wish I didn't have a cold anymore

 

[Soupoftime]

Well you can have your cold go away, just to have it come right back.
I wish to have my own personal marching band.

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

Granted, but they have to challenge you to a DDR/Frogger-type game: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 q a z x c v b n m k l p o i u y t r e w s d f g h j z x c f d s a q w e r t g v c d f r e w q a z x c d s w e r f v c x d f g h j k l o i u y t g f d e r f v b n m j h g f d s s a a a a s s s d d d e e d e e e r r t t y y y y y h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h g g f f d d d r t y u u u i o p l l l k j m n j k k , , . / / / ' ' [ [ ] \ \ \ ] [ [ p - = = = - 0 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 ` ` ` ` ` ` ` m.

I wish for 12 big bags of money, 11 paint cans, 10 Model Magics, 9 cute paintbrush girls, 8 minutes of space, 7 worlds in my game, 6 more games, FIIIIIIVE LOVELY MEEEEEEEEEEEN~, 4 Waddle Dees, 3 extra 'MOTEs, 2 save files, and a glorious pink puff guy~!

 

[kremesicle]

granted, but you become blind so you can't see any of it

I wish I had a car

 

[DarkFox7]

Granted, but you wreck it to your death.

I wish my boyfriend would start caring

 

[al-tirah]

Granted, but he started caring for someone else.

I wish for a faster internet speed.

 

[Rasha]

granted, your internet becomes so fast that your computer explodes

I wish my horrible flu would just go away

 

[DarkFox7]

It goes away, but you get strep throat the next day.

I wish fictional characters were real

 

[tumut]

They become real but end up going through a bunch of drama and most of them end up dead or in prison.

I wish I could get Pekoe to move out, ugh so creepy looking

 

[DarkFox7]

You get her to move out, but Jambette replaces her

I wish that The Beach Boys would make music like they used to...

 

[tumut]

I think I like Jambette better,

Granted but they become a bunch of conceited douchebags equivalent to that of Kanye West.
I wish I had a new phone.

 

[DarkFox7]

You get a new phone but it's a cheap flip phone.

I wish my pet rat liked me more.

 

[littlem0kid]

Granted!But he shows his affection by chewing on your stuff

I wish my friends would move back to my school ;-;

 

[Rasha]

Granted, you wake up the next day and realize it was just a dream

I wish I could just play five night's at freddy's 3 already

 

[Dulcettie]

Granted, but the jump scares put you into a fear-induced coma.

I wish I could find my camera.

 

[Rasha]

Granted, it's broken

I wish I could just quit my horrible horrible job

 

[DarkFox7]

Granted, but you can never find another job ever again.

I wish I could meet my online lover already.

 

[Rasha]

Granted, your internet stops in the middle of your conversation.

I wish it wasn't 3am right now

 

[DarkFox7]

Granted, but it throws your sleep schedule out of whack.

I wish someone was here to cuddle with me.

 

[Prabha]

Granted, but it's me *twitches neck*

I wish I didn't just eat 4 cupcakes