Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but you drop it in the pool and it breaks down.

I wish bullying never happened again.

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

Granted, but no one is taught on how to stop arguments and there is World War ||||||||.

I wish for new frames on my glasses.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but they have a crack in them and you fall.

I wish I had more friends.

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

Granted, but they are planning a mutiny.

I wish Santa was real.

 

[Moonlitnite]

Granted, he is actually a woman.

I wish for a new car.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but it breaks down immediately.

I wish I was in college.

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

Granted, but it sucks and you can't drop out.

I wish I had a cookie.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but you leave it on the table and somebody eats it.

I wish underrated villagers were praised more.

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

Granted, but everyone still hates them.

I wish for pie.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but you wait 1000 years for it.

I wish I had all my dreamies.

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

Granted, but they surround your house and you can't get out.

I wish for Lobo.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but you TT and he leaves.

I wish for warmth.

 

[goey0614]

Granted,desert is a best place for you then.

I wish I can eat delicious food everyday.

 

[Hikari]

Granted, but it has a horrible after-taste that lasts for hours.

I wish I had an orange right now.

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

Granted, but it's rotten.

I wish for a hot tub.

 

[Zanessa]

Granted, but it's too hot and now you have burns all over your body.

I wish food wasn't such a big problem in today's world.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but you can never sleep again, and it's essential.

I wish I could JUST GET MY ROLE IN MAFIA ALREADY!!!

 

[beffa]

Granted, but you're not allowed to do anything when you get it.

I wish Maple would move out.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but all your favorite villagers move out as well.

I wish I wasn't so depressed.

 

[Moonlitnite]

Granted, you meet someone that will change your life tomorrow :O

I wish my cat wasn't so fat