Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Zanessa]

Granted, but since there's no difference with people, no one finds you unique.

I wish snow days came more often.

 

[reyy]

I slowly burn all the clouds that make snow, and burn your whole life.

I wish dorks wouldn't exist

 

[BowserFanGurl1999]

Granted, but geeks and nerds are still in this world.
I wish school could be out for the whole week...

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but you go to jail instead.

I wish I had a magic wand.

 

[goey0614]

Granted, but it was broken into 2 pcs...(btw...this is my wishes before)

I wish i got a Nintendo 3ds xl.

 

[Klinkguin]

Granted, but when you open it up the screen has a massive crack and it doesn't read any game cards

I wish it was Christmas day.

 

[sej]

Granted, but you don't get anything you want.

I wish I had 1 million pounds(real life money)

 

[goey0614]

Granted, it'll happen when you're working in a bank, and you are holding the 1m for the bank but not yours.

I wish happy people everywhere.

 

[reyy]

Granted, but your eternally a blinddeaf person for life

I wish I was a pokemon

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but you're a Magicarp.

I wish I could use the Force.

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

Granted, but you can only use it to make things injure you.

I wish I lived in the world of Pokemon.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but you get eaten by Gyrados.

I wish I lived in my AC town.

 

[Zanessa]

Granted, but your villagers become wild animals and eat you at night.

I wish Isabelle had her own home instead of working 24/7.

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

Granted, but her home is the Town Hall.

I wish I had 100,000,000,000,000,000 Bells in ACNL.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but Freya sues you and you lose all of it.

I wish people wouldn't fight.

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

Granted, but they all fight you.

I wish for peace on Earth.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but alien invaders come.

I wish unpopular villagers were more respected.

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

Granted, but no one likes them anymore.

I wish for a very sturdy trampoline.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but it's too sturdy and you break your foot on it.

I wish I could go out with the girl I like on a date.

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

Granted, but she dumps you after the first minute.

I wish for my own Chromebook.