Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[LunaRover]

Granted, but it gets so skinny you can't see it

I wish my Exams would never come

 

[beffa]

Granted, but then you have to have a terrible job because you have no results.

I wish I had the day off school tomorrow.

 

[monochrom3]

Granted, but just before the day off you get a lot of assignments which should be submitted after the day off.

I wish this wish cannot be corrupted by everything ever.

 

[Pixlplume]

Granted, but your wish gets corrupted by nothing.

I wish it was the weekend already.

 

[Hikari]

Granted, but you fall into a coma, and wake up on Monday.

I wish I didn't have so much make-up work. (I was absent from school for the last few days.)

 

[001rich100]

Granted but you repeat the grade.
I wish our government worked.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but they develop a system where everybody is being watched.

I wish school started later.

 

[Blu Rose]

Granted, but school is a necessity, and some people think it's fun... Anyways, you realize you get really bored with no friends around, and you sit there, pining for school to start.

I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP ASSOCIATING BLU ROSE WITH MAFIA! Grrrr....

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but you suddenly become mafia, and they suspect you all over again.

I wish I could sleep.

 

[Klinkguin]

Granted, but you fall asleep forever.

I wish homework never existed.

 

[001rich100]

Granted but you become a bum.

I wish I knew why the universe exists.

 

[RhinoK]

Granted, but you heat up, forget and, if by any chance you do remember, you'll burn up and die.

I wish I could become a literal star.

 

[001rich100]

Granted, but you become a Black Hole.

I wish we could travel the cosmos already!

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

Granted, but you are the first one and you float off into space and die.

I wish the Sun would last forever, not just 4.5 billion years!

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but it keeps growing, and growing, and growing, and…

I wish it were Christmas already.

 

[001rich100]

Granted but you get no presents.
I wish I had Double Stuff'd Oreos right now.

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

Granted, but they have no cream.

I wish I was awesome at making graphics and signatures.

 

[001rich100]

Granted but you can never touch an editing software to make one.
I wish I can work for Nintendo.

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

Granted, but you work on the games that will never sell.

I wish I had a Bulbasaur.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but it has rabies.

I wish people wouldn't be so confusing.