Remember the Hustle
BELLS
Automatic bell dispenser
Accountās down to zero
No defence here
I gotta get more Dinero
Hit up all my homies
Aināt none of them will spare a bell
No oneās around to help
YES, NOOK, I KNOW
I got a mortgage to pay
And Iāll be damned
If I do not find a way
What has he got planned?
Canāt cross this tanuki
Iām hoping for a fluke, he
Got this town feeling extra spooky
TURNIPS
Hustle the stalk market
I could risk it all to go to the moon
Bright light in a void so darkened
Or I could meet my utter doom
Canāt turn up for turnips
Guess Iāve got the yips
āCuz Iām ābout to pass on these dips
BUGS
These fools in hibernation
Snow everywhere
All I gotās this mole cricket
Heās sending out a bad vibration
So I ditch him in a thicket
Done with being dissed
Getting too fed up with this
FISH
Tryinā to land a real big catch
Can, boot, utter trash
This is all I can manage to fetch
And that includes the sea bass
What, you again?!
Off with you, then
Bet youāll be back in ten
UTTERLY HOPELESS
Itās almost 11 at night
But wait, Iāve got an idea
A possible end in sight
Savory enough to put in a tortilla
I grab my net and itās off to the races
Show up at the dock, āYO Kappān!
Letās go see some familiar faces!ā
TORTIMER ISLAND
Why didnāt I think of this before
Knew all my fruit trees were bare
Nothing to sell to the store
Weight stayed at tare
Though now Iāve nothing to fear
āCuz Tortimer, Iām here
Iām about to put it into fifth gear
CALM BEFORE THE STORM
Say your prayers
Itās time to farm
Sneak up in layers
No cause for alarm
Got my eye on a golden stag
Oh, we really stealthinā now
This oneās in the bag
FINALLY
My basketās full of beetles
Nothinā but net
Wonāt be threading any more needles
āCuz my goalās been met
Roll back up to town
First thing in the morning
Reese will be handing me my crown
Of BELLS