Remember the Hustle
BELLS
Automatic bell dispenser
Account’s down to zero
No defence here
I gotta get more Dinero
Hit up all my homies
Ain’t none of them will spare a bell
No one’s around to help
YES, NOOK, I KNOW
I got a mortgage to pay
And I’ll be damned
If I do not find a way
What has he got planned?
Can’t cross this tanuki
I’m hoping for a fluke, he
Got this town feeling extra spooky
TURNIPS
Hustle the stalk market
I could risk it all to go to the moon
Bright light in a void so darkened
Or I could meet my utter doom
Can’t turn up for turnips
Guess I’ve got the yips
‘Cuz I’m ‘bout to pass on these dips
BUGS
These fools in hibernation
Snow everywhere
All I got’s this mole cricket
He’s sending out a bad vibration
So I ditch him in a thicket
Done with being dissed
Getting too fed up with this
FISH
Tryin’ to land a real big catch
Can, boot, utter trash
This is all I can manage to fetch
And that includes the sea bass
What, you again?!
Off with you, then
Bet you’ll be back in ten
UTTERLY HOPELESS
It’s almost 11 at night
But wait, I’ve got an idea
A possible end in sight
Savory enough to put in a tortilla
I grab my net and it’s off to the races
Show up at the dock, “YO Kapp’n!
Let’s go see some familiar faces!”
TORTIMER ISLAND
Why didn’t I think of this before
Knew all my fruit trees were bare
Nothing to sell to the store
Weight stayed at tare
Though now I’ve nothing to fear
‘Cuz Tortimer, I’m here
I’m about to put it into fifth gear
CALM BEFORE THE STORM
Say your prayers
It’s time to farm
Sneak up in layers
No cause for alarm
Got my eye on a golden stag
Oh, we really stealthin’ now
This one’s in the bag
FINALLY
My basket’s full of beetles
Nothin’ but net
Won’t be threading any more needles
‘Cuz my goal’s been met
Roll back up to town
First thing in the morning
Reese will be handing me my crown
Of BELLS