recently learned I do, in fact, like salad when it's not just bare lettuce and whatnot thrown into a bowl
so now all I'm craving is salad doused in italian dressing
I'm a bit like Spongebob from the show Spongebob
I need it
i hate seeing **** like "protect x kids"and stuff like you know these people go dead silent when an adult is out there suffering. like, we all need to protect dem kiddos hurr durr but god forbid we lift a finger to help all the adults suffering from mental illness out there b/c posting about mentally ill, lgbt, marginalized groups of adults doesn't get that internet clout. f off with your performative bs.
I want a parody of the 1997 Event Horizon movie where the bad guy says, “Hell is just a word, the reality is much, much worse.” Except instead of showing images of horrific things, he accidentally shows a video of him dancing in the shower to the song “I’m way too sexy.” Then the MC is covering his eyes and is like, “omg, the reality IS much, much worse!”