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I’m not a drag queen, but I’ve been thinking of what I’d do for the talent show on Drag Race.

Lately everyone has been lip syncing an original song about how great they are and how they’ll slay the competition, etc. That’s nice and all, but to stand out you need something unique, like Anetra, Alvilda, or Jimbo. Or Ra’Jah O’Hara’s speed sewing in All Stars 6.

Since I’m good at word searches and crossword puzzles, I would do a “speed search” projected on screen of a bunch of Drag Race related words, and the judges’ names. (Gotta suck up!) But I would make it entertaining, like present it as a Wheel of Fortune parody and I’m dressed like Vanna White.

Idk if this would go over well, but this is a fantasy scenario.
I have no idea what my entrance or exit lines would be….lol. I wouldn’t want to go home first, but I’d want to be eliminated so I have a funny exit line.

If I made it to the Snatch Game…Andy Cohen or Arnold Schwarzenegger (I have Arnie down pretty good). Or maybe Jonathan the Tortoise for something really off the wall.

Also, my lip-syncing skills would probably be nonexistent. 😅
 
My entrance line would be "Ru, run me my money!" I would win so I wouldn't prepare an exit line.

JUST KIDDING lol I'd flop hard because I don't know any pop culture references, I only listen to heavy metal, and I have a terrible memory. This would make me unable to deliver a lipsync.

For snatch game, I'd do Bea Arthur but I'd do it badly for my vulnerability storyline 😂
 
People telling others for decades now to not rely/trust Wikipedia articles, which I still do.
But apparently it's okay to rely on things like Gemini and ChatGPT for stuff..

Between those two and Wikipedia, I'll trust the latter more. Which is kind of sad.
 
My entrance line would be "Ru, run me my money!" I would win so I wouldn't prepare an exit line.

JUST KIDDING lol I'd flop hard because I don't know any pop culture references, I only listen to heavy metal, and I have a terrible memory. This would make me unable to deliver a lipsync.

For snatch game, I'd do Bea Arthur but I'd do it badly for my vulnerability storyline 😂
Great ideas! Bea Arthur would be a fun choice!

I think I would be OK at lip-syncing some of the 80s or 90s pop songs. 2000s and 2010s…maybe, depending on the song. I would be off with new stuff, though, unless it was Sabrina Carpenter, Chappell Roan, or Charli XCX (I had a Brat Summer!)

I have a long rotating list of celebrities I wish would be impersonated on Snatch Game, but never have. (Like Supernanny, Martha Stewart, etc.) But I don’t think I could do all those impressions.

Btw Jonathan the Tortoise is the oldest living land mammal (192 or 193) and is in a relationship with another male tortoise. (He was with both a male and female at one point.) It would be an odd choice for Snatch Game but I think it has potential.
 
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