QueenCobra
big boy season
I have no idea what my entrance or exit lines would be….lol. I wouldn’t want to go home first, but I’d want to be eliminated so I have a funny exit line.I’m not a drag queen, but I’ve been thinking of what I’d do for the talent show on Drag Race.
Lately everyone has been lip syncing an original song about how great they are and how they’ll slay the competition, etc. That’s nice and all, but to stand out you need something unique, like Anetra, Alvilda, or Jimbo. Or Ra’Jah O’Hara’s speed sewing in All Stars 6.
Since I’m good at word searches and crossword puzzles, I would do a “speed search” projected on screen of a bunch of Drag Race related words, and the judges’ names. (Gotta suck up!) But I would make it entertaining, like present it as a Wheel of Fortune parody and I’m dressed like Vanna White.
Idk if this would go over well, but this is a fantasy scenario.
If I made it to the Snatch Game…Andy Cohen or Arnold Schwarzenegger (I have Arnie down pretty good). Or maybe Jonathan the Tortoise for something really off the wall.
Also, my lip-syncing skills would probably be nonexistent.