POOP KINGDOM

I don't know what that smell is or what this thread is about but I can confirm I have been on at least 12392803123 poop quests in my life. Two in fact since I got up this morning - always get a little ****ty when I'm stressed.

As royal princess, I feel he should be auto promotion to the squire!
 
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Marii, wanna be the Poop Fashionista? You get to dress the poop King and Quueen every day with the poopliest fashions. Also, You can help organize Balls that we will hold to unite kingdoms. You are considered royalty in the kingdom because everyone wants to be you. Uhmmmm Or if there is something specific you would rather do, let me know and I will see if I can make it happen.

- - - Post Merge - - -

There should be a Poopy First, Second , and a Third Lady.

This.
 
No. Also, I was a little drunk when i told you that last night, Jer. :c sorry. But the other part of the offer still stands. ;)

Now you've offended me by questioning my noble right. I hereby declare my self sole ruler of Poop Kingdom. As the new king and queen of these lands, I demand that an offering be made to me as a symbol of my divine right to rule. Those who oppose me will be eradicated.
 
Now you've offended me by questioning my noble right. I hereby declare my self sole ruler of Poop Kingdom. As the new king and queen of these lands, I demand that an offering be made to me as a symbol of my divine right to rule. Those who oppose me will be eradicated.

If this means we can close this thread, I support it.
 
Now you've offended me by questioning my noble right. I hereby declare my self sole ruler of Poop Kingdom. As the new king and queen of these lands, I demand that an offering be made to me as a symbol of my divine right to rule. Those who oppose me will be eradicated.

Not possible. I have been given this rite by the poop god, herself. I am a demigod ruling these lands. Feel free to create your own kingdom and we can have territory wars. This will make things fun.
 
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