POOP KINGDOM

Now you've offended me by questioning my noble right. I hereby declare my self sole ruler of Poop Kingdom. As the new king and queen of these lands, I demand that an offering be made to me as a symbol of my divine right to rule. Those who oppose me will be eradicated.
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Not possible. I have been given this rite by the poop god, herself. I am a demigod ruling these lands. Feel free to create your own kingdom and we can have territory wars. This will make things fun.

This.
 
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LOOK SHARp, MY MIGHTY POOPLINGS! A WARRING KINGDOM HAS SURFACED. WE MAY HAVE TO MOVE UP MEMBERS OF THE ARMY SPURR OF THE MOMENT AS THIS will BE A TRUE FIGHT/

POOPLINGS UNITE AND TRY TO RECRUIT AS MANY POEPLE FOR MY BEAUTIFl CAUSE AS pOSSIBLE
 
Marii, wanna be the Poop Fashionista? You get to dress the poop King and Quueen every day with the poopliest fashions. Also, You can help organize Balls that we will hold to unite kingdoms. You are considered royalty in the kingdom because everyone wants to be you. Uhmmmm Or if there is something specific you would rather do, let me know and I will see if I can make it happen.

YES.
 
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Now you've offended me by questioning my noble right. I hereby declare my self sole ruler of Poop Kingdom. As the new king and queen of these lands, I demand that an offering be made to me as a symbol of my divine right to rule. Those who oppose me will be eradicated.

Have the Cereal Gods come to invade our land?!

This is madness!
 
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Not possible. I have been given this rite by the poop god, herself. I am a demigod ruling these lands. Feel free to create your own kingdom and we can have territory wars. This will make things fun.

Nonsense! There is no poop god! There is only one god over these lands, the one true king of Poop Kingdom. Why should I renounce my true right to rule when it is you and your vassals who have have seized control over what does not belong to you!?
 
The Poop Kingdom has been overcome by the almighty Jeremy. Everything is once again right in the land. RIP the weird poop people.
 
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