rate the bad joke

[MayorVillager]

8
A guy goes into a bar with a slab of concrete. He asks to have one for the road.

 

[focus]

5/10
my dad got sick when he was travelling. he was in GERMany.

 

[Puffy]

8/10

Did you hear the supermarket is handing out dead batteries, free of charge?

 

[BuckOfTheFawns]

6/10

My friend told me pink is the best color ever created.
I wasn't a-green' with him.

 

[Tensu]

8/10

Did you hear about the guy who invented knock-knock jokes?
He won the no-bell prize!

 

[Xara]

7/10

Why did Susan fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Susan.

I'm so sorry.

 

[focus]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD 10/10

how do you think the unthinkable?
with an itheberg!

 

[SensaiGallade]

I don't get it :/ 3/10

Hey

How many lips do flowers have?

Spoiler: Answer

Tulips.[

 

[ZebraQueen]

8/10

What the difference between a tuna and a piano

You can't tuna a fish