Ruin a Movie!

[TN4U]

Mr. Incredible never comes out of retirement, thus we don't get to see any fighting action from him or his family. However, we at least get a glimpse of what the family is like at home, as this is now a family comedy. The whole family has to worry about their baby, Jack-Jack, as he likes to light everything he sees on fire, and the kids have to find ways to control this pyromaniac. Syndrome is the annoying next-door neighbor that comes around just to give the family a hard time; Frozone is the family friend who frequently comes to couples outings with his wife, though they like to argue a lot; and Edna Mode is the family's lawyer who they have to hire because Jack-Jack accidentally set Syndrome's house on fire. Just an ordinary family living in an ordinary neighborhood, that's all. Truly incredible.

Goodfellas

 

[Mr.Fox]

A documentary about the family lives of a couple men that work in the Mr. Goobar section of the Hershey factory. Surprisingly, the mafia is still involved.

Pokemon The Movie

 

[Midoriya]

When Ash turns to stone, nothing can help restore him. So Ash is just dead forever technically. Generations pass and different main characters take the spotlight in each show, but they all pay tribute to the one kid who sacrificed his life to stop an extreme fight between two flying, magical cats.

Men In Black

 

[rocketspruggs]

Three guys dressed in black fight crime by stopping bank robbers dressed in black.

Monsters Inc.?

 

[SkyKnight03]

It's two hours of godzilla doing silly antics instead of silly pixar monsters.

Braveheart

 

[Midoriya]

It's about a bird with a brave heart... unfortunately it flies into a telephone wire and gets electrocuted.

Surf's Up

 

[TN4U]

Every stereotypical thing about surfers ever is featured in this movie. It's got Beach Boys songs, surfer dudes with wacky speech patterns, mermaids, you name it. Oh, and there's penguins for some reason.

Sixteen Candles

 

[Mr.Fox]

When Samantha gestures 'Who? Me?', Jake Ryan says 'No. Her.' and points to the drunk church lady.

Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs

 

[Midoriya]

Flint Lockwood has dreamed of becoming an inventor his whole life. And he does it! He invents weather that will rain food from the sky. The thing is... the food is all expired. So as soon as it hits the ground and people start eating it, they die. Flint gets sued by the World Health Organization (WHO) for committing mass genocide through the use of food, and Flint is locked away forever in prison. His prison food ends up being... sardines.

Men In Black (the original).

So yeah, it's basically this, but this time they give him extra sardines in prison.

Blue Beetle

 

[Ananas Dragon]

Everyone else except for Blue Beetle is colorblind and can't tell what color Blue Beetle is. The entire movie is a broadcasted debate between Blue Beetle and every single person alive trying to tell him he's not blue (very emotional story about perseverance and believing in yourself when nobody else will)

Frozen 2

 

[Midoriya]

Anna comes back from the grave and haunts Elsa. Olaf is a zombie snowman and chases them both. Eventually they run out of stamina and Olaf eats both of them, and they're never to be heard from again.

The Green Lantern

 

[TN4U]

A bunch of people hunt for a lantern that glows green. It was featured on an episode of Antiques Roadshow, and was valued at over one billion dollars. Some go to great lengths to obtain it. In the end, it was revealed that the lantern had one of those Philips Hue bulbs in it, and its value drops all the way to $50. So much for all the effort from everyone...

The Flash

 

[Midoriya]

My name is Barry Allen, and I'm the fastest man alive....

What? No, you're not. I'm Sonic the Hedgehog, and I'm the fastest THING alive.

What? No, you're not. I'm Superman, and I'm the fastest THING alive.

What? No, you're not. I'm Santa--

Anyway, you get the gist.

Black Widow

 

[TN4U]

A spider finds her husband murdered by a fly swatter. The whole movie is about how this event changes the spider wife's life from then on out, as she is now a widow. Lots of black was worn at his funeral by the widow and their kids. Such a very sad movie.

Pixels

 

[Midoriya]

It's about pixels... pixels............ and more pixels. Just how many pixels are there???

Doctor Strange

 

[TN4U]

It's about the adventures of a doctor who likes to perform some rather unusual procedures, such as tails for humans, hands for dogs, and therapy for cats. He's very strange and disturbing.

Wonder Woman

 

[Mr.Fox]

It’s unfortunately the dated version of Wonder Woman, who loses all her powers if she’s bound by a man. (No joke, that used to be her weakness)

Piranha

 

[QueenCobra]

It’s just a real bitey guy at the dentist lol.

Napoleon Dynamite?

 

[Midoriya]

Every dude ever who sounds like Napoleon Dynamite (including me) stars in this movie. Every scene just has a different guy that doesn't even LOOK like Napoleon Dynamite, but for sure sounds like him in it. During the motorcycle scene or whatever, the then Napoleon Dynamite isn't in shape enough, and he falls off the ramp and dies. They end up having to cut the rest of the film. The end.

Barbie

 

[TN4U]

Margot Robbie & Ryan Gosling Make Out: The Movie.

In the Heights