They start singing but fall off the roof. The End.
Fight Club
Fight Club
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Ruin a Movie!
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Everyone mistakes Clifford for Godzilla (the townsfolk are not that smart to begin with) as Emily Elizabeth tries to convince the populace that Clifford means no harm and just has an abnormal growth gene. Unfortunately, whoever runs the town's animal control does not have a heart, and gives everyone tranquilizer darts to shoot at Clifford, killing him. Lesson learned: you should probably listen to kids every once in a while.
Apollo 13
Apollo 13
5...4...3...2...1...They decide outer space is boring, leave the rocket, and instead go out for ice cream.
Black Adam
Black Adam
Yoshi155
Step inside and hold on for dear life
Kevin isn’t left behind, so the movie’s about what would have happened if they actually did get to go on their vacation. But on the vacation, a Santa themed Godzilla attacks! We need a holiday theme, right? Expect the special effects to have aged poorly by today’s standards, and also don’t expect a plot that makes sense.
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
The terminator is judged and has his feelings hurt. He quits terminating and lives a peaceful life on a farm.
Training Day
Training Day
The movie is actually the Rocky Balboa training montage, but done in one day and extended to movie-length. However, they couldn't afford to bring Sylvester Stallone back at that time, so they had to hire a double that resembled him in his 30's. The wacky B-plot is about an undercover officer who has to go stop a street gang or something while avoiding corrupt cops. Did you really think Stallone would approve a movie with the Rocky name if he didn't appear in it? Warner Bros. knew that he wouldn't, and thus we got Training Day.
I, Robot
I, Robot
Danny DeVito turns into a kid again thanks to a little girl's wish. However, this has resulted in more wacky scenarios involving him, such as disguising himself as a trash can and calling himself "the trashman". The girl realizes that this is highly unusual behavior from kid Danny, so she goes on a quest to a land far, far away to find the magical "garbage potion" that will return Danny back to an adult. This quest eventually becomes successful, and all seems normal. However, Danny would later change his name to Frank, and go on to have even more wacky moments where he claims to be "the trashman"; eating so-called "garbage" that comes from rejected ingredients sent to Jersey Mike's stores.
The Chronicles of Narnia
The Chronicles of Narnia
The lion, witch, and warlock or whatever forget about their bitterness and instead go to a dance club. They hit the floor and party. Unfortunately they get kicked out early because they didn't have a pass to get in in the first place. The rest of the movie features the three of them wandering the streets of downtown LA.
Space Jam
Space Jam
It's just a two hour of a video about a man eating jelly and jam in space.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
QueenCobra
big boy season
A guy uses a chainsaw to cut up some Texas-Style brisket.
Semi-Pro?
Semi-Pro?
Nobody cares that she's secretly a woman. So the suspense is ruined halfway through.
Dumbo
Dumbo
Dumbo is actually dumb. He frequently crashes through walls and flies into circus tents with his "ear wings" while the fans run in horror as the flying elephant tries to get their peanuts. The fairgrounds are torn apart, and Dumbo is relieved of circus duty and sent back to the African tundra.
Easy Rider
Easy Rider
