Ruin a Movie!

[Mr.Fox]

Olive Oyl actually decides to date Bluto instead. She has secretly been disgusted by spinach after all these years.

The Black Cauldron

 

[TN4U]

It's an animated film precursor to Banjo-Kazooie, with Gruntilda preparing to make a stew out of Tooty using the black cauldron in her possession. Banjo and Kazooie must go and get Tooty out of Gruntilda's grasp, but not before stumbling across several spell-ridden and harmful objects along the way.

Get Out

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

It’s a two hour scene of a woman screaming at her cheating boyfriend to get out of the apartment they share and him refusing to leave.

Burn After Reading

 

[rocketspruggs]

It's about burning books after reading them.

Grease?

 

[TN4U]

A documentary about the amount of grease that is put in fast food. The researchers actually try to get interviews from some of the restaurant CEO's about how to reduce grease consumption, but of course they avoid all the hard-hitting questions. In the end, nothing is really solved, so everyone just breaks out in song to Frankie Valli tunes.

The Last Unicorn (wonder if anyone's seen this)

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

The Last Unicorn is pregnant and together with her baby, they destroy humanity.

Baby’s Day Out

 

[QueenCobra]

It’s about Baby Shark and that horrible song plays whenever he appears on screen (which is most of the movie).

Vicky Cristina Barcelona

 

[TN4U]

Don't know this one so I'm going to make y'all cringe sorry not sorry
Vicky from The Fairly OddParents quits her babysitting job in Dimmsdale to go to Barcelona, where she meets the love of her life and is subsequently arrested for child abuse after revealing a bit too much of her life story.

Weekend at Bernie's

 

[Midoriya]

The movie is about your average joe getting kidnapped and forced to spend the weekend at Bernie Sanders's house. Bernie ends up making a lot of weird noises at night and it's very unpleasant to watch.

Pixar's Soul

 

[TN4U]

Wait, you wanted all the jazz films in the 20th Century Fox library to see the light of day again? Well, joke’s on you because Balt Didney don’t like old stuff. So instead, here’s a film they made about how good their “soul” is.

Lassie

 

[Midoriya]

Lassie gets stuck in the well and dies. The end.

My Neighbor Totoro

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Totoro is now played by a rabid wolverine.

The Bodyguard

 

[Midoriya]

The movie is about a bodyguard who has to protect someone that he's hired to protect, except he can die an infinite amount of times. It's like those flash animation games with the stick figures where they can easily crash and die, except the bodyguard can actually do the same. The movie ends up being a series of his deaths in consecutive and hilarious fashion as he tries desperately to protect the person from all manner of fiend.

Howl's Moving Castle

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

The castle suddenly stops moving and falls from the sky and lands on Dorothy Gale in Oz in a very bizarre twist of fate.

Wicked

 

[Midoriya]

The witch turns over a new leaf and starts performing community service. The entire movie is just a documentary about her community service efforts.

Spirited Away

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

It’s a three hour movie about alcoholics constantly drinking hundreds of bottles of spirits and getting wasted.

Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

 

[Midoriya]

It's a movie about Sgt. Pepper and his lonely heart club that's also a band. Unfortunately, Sgt. Pepper becomes too lonely and the club band is disbanded.

Pixar's Luca

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Luca is now played by Ariel.

Titanic- The Legend Goes On

 

[Midoriya]

It's a movie about how they rebuild the Titanic in the future. Now it can fly!

Star Wars: Rogue One

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

That movie already ruined itself.

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