Ruin a Movie!

Basically Inside Out, but instead it's a weird psychedelic dream as a result of eating too many Skittles.

Napoleon Dynamite
 
It’s two hour footage of Palossand trying to force Pikachu to sink into the sand.


Taxi Driver
 
Taxi Driver was filmed to showcase others how crazy these special breed of workers can actually be. Whether that be a crazy New Yorker yelling at slowpokes that they’re “drivin’ ‘ere!” or a college dropout from San Francisco listening to “The Offspring’s Greatest Hits” at full blast, the lesson to be learned is that you don’t mess with these guys, period.

Uncle Buck
 
Simba falls into the stampede alongside his father. Scar becomes the dictator of the animal kingdom.

Mean Girls
 
The Little Green Aliens were all secretly taken home by one of the toddlers, setting up a course of events that ultimately leads to one of the saddest endings in film history. It was so sad, in fact, that Toy Story 4 had to be created in order to render the previous film non-canon and somewhat alleviate the widespread PTSD in all the kids who had to watch that traumatic scene.

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
 
Bill and Ted drive an old truck off a cliff to see if they'll survive. They don't. Excellent adventure.

Disney's The Aristocats
 
It’s just someone telling the Aristocrats joke for the entire movie (btw, if you don’t know what that is… don’t search it up. You probably don’t want to know)

Space Jam 2
 
It’s about the greatest video game of all time: …Mario Is Missing on the Nintendo Entertainment System. It’s all about how amazing that game is.

Toy Story 3.
 
I’ll do a funny version
Buzz is able to break everyone out of the garbage bag very easily, and they decide to scare Sid again seemingly for no reason. The rest of the film is spent about how Sid wants to plot revenge against Andy for having possessed toys, despite the two barely knowing each other in the first place.

Back to School
 
Steve Harvey becomes a teacher, where he runs every class like Family Feud. Parents doubt his methods until they screw up “Fast Money.” (Idc this would be funny. 😂)

Twisters?
 
It’s actually an hour-long tutorial on how to make the world-famous Sharknado Cocktail. Made using unconventional methods, nonetheless.

Ice Age
 
Aang (from Avatar) is still stuck in the iceberg, and hallucinates talking with a mammoth and weird-looking squirrel.

The Cookout?
 
A random MHA character who has the Quirk/power to put up a grill and cook virtually anywhere accidentally sets a house on fire and kills everyone inside. It shows up the next day on the 5 oh clock news.

Barbie
 
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