Ruin a Movie!

[Midoriya]

It's an academy for police, except every test they must endure is to the death. Only the strongest will become actual police officers.

Fall Guy

 

[QueenCobra]

It’s a rom-com about a guy who LOVES autumn (or “fall”, in this case) and struggles to win over a “summer girl.”

Impractical Jokers: The Movie

 

[Midoriya]

The Impractical Jokers have one final joke to make, and everyone is in on it: they have to all jump off the Eiffel Tower and land on a big bungee cushion at the bottom. Unfortunately two of the guys miss the cushion and end up dying. Lawsuits are filed against the movie and it's quickly removed from viewers.

Predator (the original)

 

[TN4U]

The T-801 goes on a mission into the jungle to terminate the T-1000's chief creator, but a series of unfortunate events results in him turning into King Kong.

Apollo 13

 

[QueenCobra]

The Greek god Apollo turns 13 and goes through a rebellious teen phase.

9 to 5?

 

[Midoriya]

It's a boring documentary about an average joe who works a 9-5 job. Nothing to see here!

Clash of the Titans

 

[rocketspruggs]

It's a crossover with Attack on Titan and Teen Titans, where the characters spend their entire time doing everything that clashes. Most of the plot has Cyborg mixing technology with water, creating chaos surrounding him, and everyone must fix and repair him.

Mean Girls?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Regina is now played by a sock puppet!

Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

 

[TN4U]

Batman must stop crime in Gotham City with his actual Bruce Wayne identity, as his bat mask was stolen by Harvey Dent. All that villain really wanted to do was to live a normal life without people getting scared of his face, but it only caused more problems than fixed them.

Billy Madison

 

[QueenCobra]

Instead of 2 weeks in each grade, Billy has to attend them the entire school year. It’s also dramatic and shot in black and white.

You Only Live Twice?

 

[Midoriya]

It's a movie about knockoff Puss in Boots. He thinks he's invincible because he has nine lives, but in reality he only has two. After dying for the second time he's fully expecting to be fine, but instead he's just dead. Some garbage men come by and pick his dead cat body up from within a bag and it's incinerated at the dump.

Shrek

 

[TN4U]

How dare you give me Shrek
It’s about an adult-sized booger who goes on an adventure to find a guard dog for his property, because he hates trespassers. What he doesn’t realize, however, is that he was destined to belong to someone and not be a big fat loner. After no luck with the guard dog search and instead settling with a talking donkey as his alternative, he decides to enroll in a dating service to find a nose for love.
I am so sorry

Storks

 

[rocketspruggs]

It's about storks that give birth to baby storks, and they deliver them to a local zoo nearby.

Legally Blonde?

 

[Midoriya]

In a new future reality, everyone's hair color is measured to see whether or not it's illegal. The story focuses on the life of someone who's just "barely" legally blonde.

Space Jam

 

[Yoshi155]

It’s just… jam in space lol. What, did you expect Loony Tunes or basketball?

The Incredibles

 

[TN4U]

It's just Frozone and his wife arguing for the entire movie. Samuel L. Jackson won an Oscar for his mesmerizing performance.

Cars

 

[Midoriya]

It's a movie about cars that can speak... but unfortunately, they're all being destroyed. Everyone can hear the screams of the cars as the machines press them together.

Cars 2

 

[TN4U]

Lightning McQueen becomes a meme spy and takes down haters who claim that his "kachow" catchphrase has become stale. One enemy, however, wants to become the ultimate memer, so he goes and tries to take down McQueen with his "Like a Boss" megaphone. The film bombed at the box office and was met with scathing reviews from movie critics.

Cars 3

 

[Midoriya]

The producers try to bring back Cars with a new main character. His name is Queen McLightning. He's the ultimate fast car and doesn't let anyone outmeme him. Unfortunately, the old protagonist, Lightning McQueen, doesn't like this at all, so he challenges Queen McLightning to a race. In the end it ends up being a draw and Mater ends up winning everything by default.

Pocahontas

 

[Mr.Fox]

Thomas never kills Kokoum, so Pocahontas is just stuck in an unhappy relationship for the remainder of the movie.

Wish