Ruin a Movie!

[Nuguns]

dang I had a really funny one for Donnie Darko

Ponyboy and Johnny somehow win the lottery and go on a luxury cruise, forgetting about all of their problems.

The Day The Earth Stood Still

*plane crashes* xD

 

[Midoriya]

Nothing much happens. When the earth stands still, everyone gets sleepy and decides to take a nap for some reason.

Star Wars: Episode III- Revenge of the Sith

Replying to this one since no movie was posted past it, lol.

The clones are turned on the jedi and begin taking them out... in high-stakes win-or-die battles of Poker. Whichever side loses the Poker game has to accept being killed by the other side. Unfortunately for some reason the jedi are all terrible at Poker, and Emperor Palpatine's plan still succeeds.

The Emperor's New Groove

 

[TN4U]

The whole movie's a musical about the terrible effects of Fentanyl.

The Hangover

 

[Midoriya]

Some babies get drunk without parental supervision and do a lot of crazy things. Yes, this is how the movie The Boss Baby is created.

Speaking of which... The Boss Baby.

 

[QueenCobra]

The giant nightmare baby from Rugrats becomes the “boss” of a baby mafia.

Mermaids?

 

[TN4U]

This was supposed to be a Little Mermaid knockoff, but the producers couldn't come up with a hilariously creative name.

A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas

 

[Midoriya]

It's a very Harold & Kumar Christmas! Except these aren't the Harold and Kumar guys you remember. This time it's old man Harold from the memes and the baseball player Kumar. Despite having absolutely nothing in common or even knowing each other, the two get together for the holidays and have a lovely time... that is, until Kumar accidentally throws a baseball that knocks down Harold's Christmas tree....

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

 

[Plainbluetees]

Upon witnessing the accident, Jake and Grandpa call the police, who take witness statements, and decide that Santa should be put under arrest. Santa Claus is found guilty by a jury for 1 count of vehicular manslaughter and is sentenced to 4 years in prison. The legal fees burden Santa, and due to his crime, his public image is irreparably damaged, and he is dropped by all his agencies and no longer receives any income. He still owes billions for the presents he produced for Christmas, so he and Mrs. Claus are forced to enter Chapter 7 bankruptcy and completely liquidate all contents of the North Pole, thereby permanently cancelling Christmas.

High School Musical

 

[Midoriya]

Some kids in high school get together and decide to create a band known as "High School Musical." They don't know how to perform music, however, so they purchase 32 tons worth of Kidz Bop CDs. They use the CDs and some spare instruments to start playing some music. At first it sounds bad, then it sounds so terrible that people think it's funny. A large audience gathers and starts laughing. Mistaking this for enjoyment, they keep playing, but one of the kids gets stuck in a drum set and the other gets his head stuck in the trombone. The music starts sounding very off-key until, finally, an air horn is rung out and everyone disperses, because they don't want to get caught by the principal...

High School Musical 2

 

[Plainbluetees]

The kids repeat the same process, however this time, they buy 64 tons of Kidz Bop CDs (twice the movie, twice the CDs). Additionally, they are now preforming at a country club, since, get this- it's the summer after the first movie takes place!

Monsters Inc.

 

[QueenCobra]

It’s a documentary where Ryan Murphy gets brutally roasted for his “Monsters” series.

Surf’s Up?

 

[TN4U]

Ah poop I got ninja’d again

The armed burglars from Point Break are at it again! This time, they have disguised themselves in full penguin suits and host surf competitions on the beach as a front for their operations. Let’s see how long it takes before someone realizes that these “penguins” are talking…

Die Hard

 

[Midoriya]

It's a movie about the most gruesome ways a person can possibly die. They take people from everywhere and kill them, trying to see who will die the hardest.

Lilo & Stitch

 

[QueenCobra]

Disney goes with the creators’ original idea to set the movie in Kansas, with a boy instead of Lilo. (Honestly, the Hawaiian setting is one of my favorite things about that movie.)

Creepshow?

 

[TN4U]

This is a concert film about Radiohead's latest world tour, in which the only song they play is "Creep". That's it. Nothing else. Thom Yorke apparently lightened up to perform this song again after so many years of it being M.I.A. from set lists, and decided to make up "lost performances" by doing a bunch of renditions in a row. This film showcases plenty of backstory surrounding the song's creation and feelings of shame by the band themselves.

The Polar Express

 

[Midoriya]

It's a movie about a kid who boards a magical train headed to the north pole! They go through the air and have many adventures together. However, the Astral Express Crew members from Honkai: Star Rail don't like that they're having fun. They propose a race between the two trains to the north pole, and the train that gets there first wins. Unfortunately this means that the Polar Express goes way too fast and all the kids end up screaming and losing their minds. The Polar Express conductor is fined $1,000,000,000,000,000 and therefore loses the train, and all the kids are sent home.

The Santa Clause

 

[Plainbluetees]

Santa Claus catches his balance moments before his fall, ending the movie 15 minutes in and preventing Scott from taking over by the Santa Clause.

Eight Crazy Nights?

 

[TN4U]

It's about the nights of eight separate individuals, which all have some form of crazy illegal aspect to them. Oh, and they all interconnect in a way. Essentially, this is Night on Earth, but brought to the present day with social media and cell phones.

Piece by Piece

 

[ShadowLelouch97]

The story of a boy who wanted to build a humanoid looking person entirely in Reese's Pieces!

Pinocchio?

 

[Plainbluetees]

Out of boredom, Pinocchio decides to rapidly state lies. Before long, his nose has grown so long, that it has circumnavigated the globe, and just barely brushes the back of his head. Pinocchio turns his head to the left, and it throws off the gravitational force of Earth, causing the planet to fly so far into the next universe that a year passes every 4 seconds.

Coco?