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Ruin a Movie!

It's a movie about how to lose a guy in 10 days. That's right, they need to lose the cops cause they just stole a whole bunch of whoppers from Burger King!

To Every You I've Loved Before
 
It's about telling clones why they used to be loved.

The Simpsons Movie?
 
It's a movie not about the yellow people, but about a bunch of sons that simp. Hence they are hereby dubbed the "Simpsons."

Uh, anyway,

Top Gun Maverick
 
The fighter jets don't start. Most of the movie is spent with action shots of aviation engineers and mechanics attempting to fix them. By the time they are fixed, the movie runs out of budget so the ending is regulated to Tom Cruise throwing a killer staff party at the aviation academy.

A Quiet Place
 
It's a movie about a university for all of the rated R horror theme monsters that have ever existed. What? You thought this was going to be a kid's movie?

Monsters, Inc.
 
You know, I really doubt all those doors actually lead to kids' bedrooms. There was probably at least one door that led to an illegal stash hideout, but of course Didney didn't want you to know that.

Star Trek: The Motion Picture
 
It's Star Wars gone bad. All the red shirts end up getting drunk and one of the blue shirts accidentally opens the hatch and everyone is screaming and running around in chaos.

Long Legs
 
It’s a documentary about the daily lives of basketball players who are over 7ft tall and the struggles they have to face as a result of being such tall athletes. Such struggles include, but are not limited to:
  • Having a tough time entering and exiting exotic cars
  • Having custom-made shoes because their sizes are usually above 18
  • Teaming up with a 5ft tall army general to tell ordinary average people how to get a great low rate they can get online.
The Waterboy
 
It's about a boy that drowns in water and then becomes Aqua Man for some unknown reason.

Aqua Man
 
A spinoff of Avatar, it’s about the little-known Na’vi subspecies - the Aquatics - and the determination of one man who sets out to defend his people.

National Lampoon’s Vacation
 
It's about a vacation for a national lampoon... that's right, it's a literal lampoon, but in human form, and it gets a vacation.

Up
 
The balloons pop and the house falls on top of Dorothy in Kansas in a really really ironic twist.

Killer Body Count
 
It’s about a killer trying to reach a body count of 666, only to fail miserably when he falls off a cliff while stalking his victim.

Munster, Go Home!
 
A monster dressed up as a slice of cheese gets drunk at a Halloween costume party, then is arrested by the cops for disorderly conduct on the streets. He breaks out of the county jail by having the cops dance to "Rubber Bullets" by 10cc.
Man the '70s were a weird time

The Blair Witch Project
 
It's about The Thing from Fantastic Four, except he gets cloned and multiplies into multiple The Things. Then they all become poor for some reason and lose all their money, so now they're some poor things.

Speaking of which... Fantastic Four (the OG)
 
It's about The Thing from Fantastic Four, except he gets cloned and multiplies into multiple The Things. Then they all become poor for some reason and lose all their money, so now they're some poor things.

Speaking of which... Fantastic Four (the OG)
captain america gets set on fire and dies

Sherlock Holmes with RDJ
 
captain america gets set on fire and dies

Sherlock Holmes with RDJ

Captain America isn't even in the Fantastic Four.... perfect. 😂

Sherlock Holmes meets Sherlock Holmes from the 22nd century (yes, that awful show) and they have the ultimate smackdown to prove who is the true and best Sherlock.

Blue Beetle
 
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