Ruin a Movie!

[QueenCobra]

An Australian guy becomes obsessed with his grill.

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days?

 

[Midoriya]

It's a movie about how to lose a guy in 10 days. That's right, they need to lose the cops cause they just stole a whole bunch of whoppers from Burger King!

To Every You I've Loved Before

 

[rocketspruggs]

It's about telling clones why they used to be loved.

The Simpsons Movie?

 

[Midoriya]

It's a movie not about the yellow people, but about a bunch of sons that simp. Hence they are hereby dubbed the "Simpsons."

Uh, anyway,

Top Gun Maverick

 

[TN4U]

The fighter jets don't start. Most of the movie is spent with action shots of aviation engineers and mechanics attempting to fix them. By the time they are fixed, the movie runs out of budget so the ending is regulated to Tom Cruise throwing a killer staff party at the aviation academy.

A Quiet Place

 

[QueenCobra]

A documentary about a small-town library. (Might actually be better lol.)

Monsters University?

 

[Midoriya]

It's a movie about a university for all of the rated R horror theme monsters that have ever existed. What? You thought this was going to be a kid's movie?

Monsters, Inc.

 

[TN4U]

You know, I really doubt all those doors actually lead to kids' bedrooms. There was probably at least one door that led to an illegal stash hideout, but of course Didney didn't want you to know that.

Star Trek: The Motion Picture

 

[Midoriya]

It's Star Wars gone bad. All the red shirts end up getting drunk and one of the blue shirts accidentally opens the hatch and everyone is screaming and running around in chaos.

Long Legs

 

[TN4U]

It’s a documentary about the daily lives of basketball players who are over 7ft tall and the struggles they have to face as a result of being such tall athletes. Such struggles include, but are not limited to:

• Having a tough time entering and exiting exotic cars
• Having custom-made shoes because their sizes are usually above 18
• Teaming up with a 5ft tall army general to tell ordinary average people how to get a great low rate they can get online.

The Waterboy

 

[Midoriya]

It's about a boy that drowns in water and then becomes Aqua Man for some unknown reason.

Aqua Man

 

[TN4U]

A spinoff of Avatar, it’s about the little-known Na’vi subspecies - the Aquatics - and the determination of one man who sets out to defend his people.

National Lampoon’s Vacation

 

[Midoriya]

It's about a vacation for a national lampoon... that's right, it's a literal lampoon, but in human form, and it gets a vacation.

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