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Ruin a Movie!

A sci-fi film in which Taylor Swift's popularity reaches a level so high, that it begins to physically grow her to monstrous heights. Ironically, she was also attending a Halloween party with Travis Kelce, who was dressed as King Kong. No one takes him seriously when he tries to ask for help, so when his girlfriend begins to accidentally destroy buildings, he calls upon his brother Jason to get those Eagles to "tush push" her humongous feet and hopefully trip her to the ground. Ultimately they are successful and get her to shrink back to normal size, but not before being surrounded by the millions of fans who are wanting to be just like her. Uhm, do they not realize the amount of costly damage she caused to Kansas City?

The Santa Clause
 
A movie about local laws in Santa Fe, New Mexico. Definitely fit for C-Span.

Elvira: Mistress of the Dark?
 
It's an entire flashback movie featuring Elvira chatting about all the bad things one of her exes (The Count from Sesame Street) has done in the past. Yes, this includes him flirting to a brick wall about how counting numbers is the best thing ever.

An American Tail
 
A coin flip ends in tails, causing America to win all the gold in the world. The End.

White Christmas?
 
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White Christmas is celebrated by having only white-colored presents, food, decorations, and wearing white-colored clothing.

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure?
 
It's about the Illuminati and how they cover up a national treasure... which turns out to be Sauron's eye. That's right, they stole Sauron's eye from LOTR.

Deadpool and Wolverine
 
Huge "Jacked" Man was given an offer he couldn't refuse to play Wolverine again. Essentially, 80% of all the box office profits would be given to him. Now that is how you bring back respected actors.

Silent Night, Deadly Night
 
A part in a long-running series of autobiographical films starring my own dysfunctional family. This is Act 3: Sister, and boy, do I have a lot to reveal here...

Starman
 
It’s all about the life of a Super Star from Mario. He’s also friends with the Starman enemies from Earthbound.

Venom: The Last Dance
 
Venom hates dancing. However, in a very strange and dramatic turn of events, he is challenged by the Joker to a dance-off. Venom tries to decline, but later realizes that he must compete to become the best dancer, otherwise all his friends will be killed off by an outside force that no one knows about. So, without further ado, a battle commences between Marvel and DC villains to see who can perform "The Last Dance". The biggest crossover film since Avengers Endgame!

Joker: Folie a Deux
 
Donnie goes rabbit hunting with his BB gun, but it doesnt kill the rabbit and he knows its in pain, he regrets that and thinks; I shouldve seen that coming

The Outsiders
 
dang I had a really funny one for Donnie Darko

Ponyboy and Johnny somehow win the lottery and go on a luxury cruise, forgetting about all of their problems.

The Day The Earth Stood Still
 
Nothing much happens. When the earth stands still, everyone gets sleepy and decides to take a nap for some reason.

Star Wars: Episode III- Revenge of the Sith
 
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