Ruin a Movie!

[Midoriya]

Megamind never becomes good and stays as a villain. He ends up blowing up the entire city and everyone in it.

The Lego Movie

 

[Mr.Fox]

For once this isn’t ruining a movie, this is a new documentary secretly filmed by the Bell Tree staff that covers the Brick Building event. Interviews regarding the thought processes of the participants are explored.

Jaws 3-D

 

[Midoriya]

It's a documentary about a dentist's office and the various jaws of patients... only in 3D!

The Lego Movie 2

 

[Bruscoe]

Emmett loses his head. No, literally. It's a quest to go find his head. Turns out, it got stepped on by tons of (distressed) human feet and was thrown into an incinerator by accident thanks to Unikitty's hyper-clumsiness.
I've got nothing against this movie believe me

Tom & Jerry: The Movie

 

[Yoshi155]

You mean, Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie. It’s just senseless murder for the entire time, just like Itchy & Scratchy.

Spider Man: Across the Spiderverse

 

[Midoriya]

Spider-Man meets a bunch of his other selves and they all go out for pizza. The end.

Lilo & Stitch the movie

 

[Bruscoe]

Lilo doesn't actually think that Stitch is a puppy - rather, she runs out of that dog pound screaming, then tells her parents to call the Men in Black. They arrive in Jetskis, and Stitch is vaporized into ashes. After all that happens, the family has their minds wiped by the memory pens, then the men disappear. Lilo then goes about her normal everyday life once again. If it wasn't obvious, this was actually a failed attempt at creating a Men in Black animated film.

Close Encounters of the Third Kind

 

[Midoriya]

It's a movie about people who encounter another species of people who only refer to themselves in the third person.

Shrek Forever After

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Shrek takes the eternal youth formula from Death Becomes Her and now is immortal.

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs

 

[Midoriya]

Flint can't stop the food machine from running wild and it destroys the town and everyone in it.

Wall-E

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

It’s now about a literal wall named E who does absolutely nothing for two hours.

Disney’s Robin Hood

 

[Midoriya]

It's about a robin with a hood on that it stole from someone's jacket. It flies around with it until it can't anymore and then it falls to the ground and dies.

Space Jam: A New Legacy

 

[Bruscoe]

It's about Bronny James and his rise (not really) into the world of basketball. The film was directed by his dad, Lebron, of course.

Creed

 

[Midoriya]

A bunch of people are tired of all the greed in the world, so they invent a new word and ideology called "creed." This ideology slowly takes over the world until there is no escape.... except for that one guy at a Sam's Club who refuses to join.

Elvis

 

[Bruscoe]

Elvis Presley is played by none other than Johnny Bravo. Rumor has it that he was hard to work with on the set because he kept getting distracted by the actors playing Elvis' female fans. Luckily, his mother Bunny put him in line fairly quickly.

The Smurfs

 

[Midoriya]

It's basically the same as "creed," except everyone in the world starts turning into little blue people for some reason.

Disney's Lady and the Tramp

 

[Bruscoe]

Lady is run over by the spaghetti delivery boy. Tramp is captured by Cruella de Ville. The spaghetti sits there in the alley, growing cold and moldy. It's just another day of life in the big city.

The Mummy

 

[Midoriya]

It's about the mummy from Scooby-Doo, except now it's live action!

Friday the 13th

 

[Bruscoe]

Jason Voorhees is revealed to be Freddy Krueger in disguise. You know that one film later on when the two fight? Turns out, the reason Jason Voorhees wanted Freddy dead was because of that skinless creep impersonating Jason's image and likeness. A Nightmare on Elm Street happened because moviegoers were afraid that Freddy was going to impersonate them next.

The 'Burbs

 

[Midoriya]

It's actually just a documentary about birds in their natural habitats.

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