Salty Spittoon

[fuzzybug]

Yes!! That takes guts, my friend. GUTS.

I was hypnotized by your signature for five minutes.

 

[Beardo]

Lol no

I meme'd too hard, and survived

 

[Hyoshido]

Hella denied.

Shot 10 Weeaboo's within a span of 15 seconds.

 

[fuzzybug]

Nope

I tore my girlfriend's favorite dress while she was out cos I was drunk...

Yeah, so?

I stayed put till she got home.

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

'Tis a lie! Thy backside remains whole and ungobbled, thou ungrateful WHELP! *lightning*



I once got stung by hornets.

 

[Beardo]

no ur ded

I once piggybacked someone 3 blocks and up a large hill

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

?????????????????




By the way, I have a crippling hatred for 5NAF.

 

[alesha]

No
I drank 2large pots of the spicy curry (not spicy for me!) In 20seconds and didn't even have a drink till the next day

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Get out, this place is too tough for you.

I can lift a 5 gallon (40 pounds) water bottle in the air for five minutes.

Easy

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That's not even enough to enter Weenie Hut Jr.'s...

I dared to open an umbrella in the house.

Agreed
I did that twice, I don't believe in bad luck

 

[DarkFox7]

Granted.

I got a paper cut and didn't cry.

 

[Prabha]

Denied unless you washed your hands with hand sanitizer after that.

I'm so tough,
I ate a ghost pepper once, and only spent 45 minutes puking afterwards.

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Hella denied.

Shot 10 Weeaboo's within a span of 15 seconds.

the weeaboo army will regenerate.. you cannot escape.

 

[karayom]

yes

i watched corpse party without blinking an eye and ate dinner right after

 

[RainbowCherry]

Denied, the anime isn't canon.
I beat the boss Lancelot Returns... on my 3rd or so try. I peeled and chopped an onion after I paused halfway through, and I also didn't cry.
my eyes...

 

[fuzzybug]

Denied unless you washed your hands with hand sanitizer after that.

I'm so tough,
I ate a ghost pepper once, and only spent 45 minutes puking afterwards.

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the weeaboo army will regenerate.. you cannot escape.

omg lol
YES THAT IS INCREDIBLE

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Denied, the anime isn't canon.
I beat the boss Lancelot Returns... on my 3rd or so try. I peeled and chopped an onion after I paused halfway through, and I also didn't cry.
my eyes...

yes you're always so badass

I'm so tough I got an D or an F in every subject and dared to show my father as soon as he got home.

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

You're a GOD.

By the way, I can defeat the final boss of Kirby's Return to Dream Land WITHOUT LOSING A LIFE!!

 

[fuzzybug]

You're a GOD.

By the way, I can defeat the final boss of Kirby's Return to Dream Land WITHOUT LOSING A LIFE!!

Sure
I dared to laugh at an innuendo on TV with my dad beside me.

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

U R GROSS

I CAN TYPE LIEK DIS AND LOOMYNORDOS

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In all seriousness, You're disgusting. Also, I purposely type XD on the BTF Chat to ban myself when I'm lonely.

 

[Spongebob]

I'm so tough that I watched the ending of Toy Story 3




and laughed.

 

[fuzzybug]

I'm so tough that I watched the ending of Toy Story 3




and laughed.

Dayum!

I'm so tough I broke my arm and didn't realize till a day later.

 

[Prabha]

I'm so tough that I watched the ending of Toy Story 3




and laughed.

Omfg spongebob is on this thread. Couldn't be more perf. Of course you're not allowed. Try weenie hut jr.

I'm so tough, I watched 50 shades of grey and only had 8 nightmares.

 

[fuzzybug]

U R GROSS

I CAN TYPE LIEK DIS AND LOOMYNORDOS

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In all seriousness, You're disgusting. Also, I purposely type XD on the BTF Chat to ban myself when I'm lonely.

no
how the heck am I gross

and

I'm so tough I had the guts to smack a bull's backside

and I didn't run.