Story time with opal!!

[Rasha]

his realization of the truth made him rage and go on a killing rampage

 

[pokedude729]

Fortunately, King kong came and calmed him down.

 

[piichinu]

then the real kong family appeared

 

[tokkio]

So the Kong family killed off the remaining godfoots and Godzilla himself.. so tragic, but life goes on.

 

[Rasha]

2 months later, the Kong Family continued living on their native, peaceful island but one day one family member mysteriously went missing....

(wow I suck at story telling)

 

[tokkio]

The whole family searched far and wide for the missing Kong.

 

[ApolloJusticeAC]

Then our God: Splatoon rises and kills the Kong family with the Kid Squid song.

 

[tokkio]

The Kid Squid song reverberated throughout the whole universe, and as the soundwaves of the song reached Godzilla's grave, Gozilla has risen from the dead.

 

[piichinu]

but donkey kong accidentally uses his charge up punch on godzilla so it dies again
because dk never dies

 

[Rasha]

after that, DK took a deep breath, drank his cup of banana latte, packed his backpack and went on a search for the still missing kong family member....

 

[ApolloJusticeAC]

Then Donkey Kong met Dankey Lang. Dankey says: What somes Langs kid?

 

[Rasha]

before Dankey could finish his sentence Donkey quickly interrupted him with a gasp and asked him "did you see Cranky? he's been missing since the last downpour?"....

 

[MissLily123]

Dankey ignores his question and begins to dance to the Macarena and the dance becomes so infectious forest dwelling animals begin to dance as well.

 

[Rasha]

while donkey was singing and dancing with the rest of the forest animals someone sneaked behind him and punched his head leaving donkey uncouncous on the floor

 

[piichinu]

suddenly candy kong appears and without noticing dk she flirts with dankey

 

[Rasha]

edit: never mind, I screwed up the post....

 

[piichinu]

candy kong screamed, suddenly she noticed DK who had seen her flirting and asked him if he would let dankey get away with this

 

[mintellect]

And then DK killed them both

 

[tokkio]

A meteorite hit the Earth, annihilating every single being on the planet.

 

[piichinu]

Except DK. Because he can't die