Story time with opal!!

[Rasha]

so DK thought he should build a rocket from the remaining junk on the now dead planet, so he can travel to a different planet...

 

[pokedude729]

suddenly, Hitler rises from the dead.

 

[tokkio]

And so did the almighty Godzilla

 

[Lucaboo]

Hitler and the almighty gorilla eat everyone

 

[tokkio]

OMG......... it's Godzilla though hahahaah

Godzilla betrayed Hitler and ate him.

 

[pokedude729]

But DKs Rocket came crashing back down, killing Godzilla once more.

 

[Rasha]

But now DK is still stuck on the dead planet and now has to build another rocket

 

[Opal]

He managed to build the rocket out of cheese, since that was what the planet was made of

 

[piichinu]

He ate the cheese because he is kind of stupid. the aerodynamics became messed up

 

[Rasha]

but in the end he "finally" managed to build the damn rocket and with a fart the rocket launched into space~

 

[pokedude729]

unfortuantely, the fart only got him into low orbit.

 

[Rasha]

so he packed a juicier one

 

[MissLily123]

(Oh man that's nasty XD) And it seemed to do the trick, but the big problem was that it was so raunchy, no one could breathe in the rocket!

 

[Rasha]

anyway, finally DK managed to land the rocket on some planet named zebes, the rocket melted afterwards from the toxic fart

 

[pokedude729]

luckily, he landed near a large orange ship, which he hijacked.

 

[Rasha]

then dramatic music starts and someone rises from the ship~

 

[pokedude729]

It was Link, the intrepid bounty hunter from the mushroom Kingdom. DK hurried to ask for his autograph.

 

[mintellect]

But Link was scared of monkeys and stabbed him to death but DK was only pretending to b dead, and when Lik waked away DK

 

[Rasha]

then Samus Aran came out of nowhere to claime her throne!...and her ship that apparently link stole...

 

[mintellect]

And DK helped her murder Link, and they went into the ship and Samus showed DK the new planet she discovered...