Story time with opal!!

[Rasha]

but he couldn't care less and demanded her to make him a banana sandwich

 

[Opal]

But then Samus thought DK was betraying ner, so Samus chopped DK into little pieces and scattered them into the Galaxy
However, Micky mouse got angry cuz DK was his bestie

 

[mintellect]

But no one likes him so Samus killed him

Then Samus found an eight year old Rosalina with a Luma and claimed she was helping it look for its mama and asked Samus if she would help

(I actually don't remember Rosalinas age in her story... Wa it even mentioned?)

 

[Rasha]

Samus angrily said do I look like some plumber who would mindlessly go on a journey to find and save some ho? think again, love

 

[mintellect]

And then Mario appeared and killed Samus and said he would help Rosalina but the DK came back to life

 

[MissLily123]

And then Mario appeared and killed Samus and said he would help Rosalina but the DK came back to life

Then Link comes back to life and I whisk him away to safety. Mario and DK undergo an INSANE battle!!

 

[Rasha]

and everyone dies except link

 

[MissLily123]

and everyone dies except link

And me cause we are both safe. But DK never dies so he stays alive!!

 

[Rasha]

and so DK still manages to take over this thread even though he already died many times

 

[tokkio]

So an almighty entity erased DK from the face of the earth for all eternity, never to be heard of ever again.

 

[Rasha]

and who might this mysterious entity be, you ask?...

 

[tokkio]

It was none other than the almighty R-Cookies.

 

[tumut]

R-cookies then went to Hell.

 

[Rasha]

ahem, so yours truly takes over the whole wide world~

 

[tumut]

and hell.

 

[Rasha]

which is just the name of one of the dance clubs that R-Cookies owns

 

[tokkio]

And so, R-Cookies decided to turn over his crown to some random blade of grass, so the blade of grass is now in charge of the world.

 

[Rasha]

BUT R-Cookies happens to be a woman actually....

 

[tumut]

My pet goat eats the grass and the world falls into chaos.

 

[tokkio]

Everything on earth died, except the goat.