TBT's Third Annual Easter Egg Hunt!

[Vizionari]

Break time! With that a story.

So my mom used to hide Eggs around our apartment when I was younger. My mom, unfortunately was a very unstable alcoholic. Well, one year she was way too drunk to drive up to our local convenience store to purchase plastic eggs. However, we had just bought 9 dozen eggs and a bunch of dye for coloring. (We had family gatherings around this time, so mom would use all of them for different dishes to feed a pack of ravenous family.)

Well, after getting to bed at a bright and early 1am, because.. eggs take forever to dye, mom had probably drunk her weight in beer. I'm not even kidding, a 24 pack was a normal dose for her.

So I'm guessing around 5 in the morning mum's stumbling around, bouncing off of walls trying to hide -real- eggs around the apartment. It did wake me up a few times, but I had the sense to lay down, shut up, and act asleep if I wanted to have any sort of fun in the morning since she was going to be a hungover mess.

As predicted I woke up, hunted the eggs down, and put them all back in the carton. The ones that were smashed were gotten rid of, of course, but therin lied the issue. Mom was way too drunk to count, and we threw the smashed ones as we went. We didn't know if any were missing or not.

Fast forward -two years-. My buddy Tyler and I were playing smash 64 in my room. We had a bunny at the time, and she decided to.. well.. act like a dog. She nosed something across the carpet from under my bed.

Yeah. It was an egg.

No it didn't smell because the shell was still solid. No idea how.

And that's how I found a 2 year old easter egg under my bed. It can happen to anyone.

Your whole story reminded me of one of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books, I think the sorta the same thing happened to Greg? Wow, that's crazy, haha.

 

[Hyoshido]

Well. It's.. a thing. You're not supposed to get help. Easter is a family day though.. so.. augh. Being fair and being nice don't mix. We'll just chock it up to "it's a mystery" right now.

Believe me, if anyone in my family also used this forum, I'd work on them with this but sad times (even then, that'd require me begging)

Just need Egg's #4 and #6 I believe, this music one is really getting to me and I have no idea what this Jay stuff means.

 

[Caius]

Your whole story reminded me of one of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books, I think the sorta the same thing happened to Greg? Wow, that's crazy, haha.

Never heard of that book. I swear that was a thing that actually happened. I have loads of stories from my childhood of similar situations. Most of them featuring my mother off her rocker drunk and doing things that had me questioning who was the parent. Mostly humorous

Believe me, if anyone in my family also used this forum, I'd work on them with this but sad times (even then, that'd require me begging)

Just need Egg's #4 and #6 I believe, this music one is really getting to me and I have no idea what this Jay stuff means.

As far as I can see you're doing quite well. Pat yourself on the back. You've done better than some people have.

 

[Cadbberry]

I just punched number 8, What is that! it is so harddd

 

[device]

I just punched number 8, What is that! it is so harddd

I'm also struggling with number 8. I've got no idea what it could be.

 

[LethalLulu]

You guys won't even say if there are offsite eggs?

 

[Paperboy012305]

I believe i'm not smart enough. I only found #5.

 

[P.K.]

I swear number 8 is going to be that riddle I'll prolly punch myself in the face for for not realizing it sooner

 

[Leela]

I just punched number 8, What is that! it is so harddd

I think this site would help you out a lot.

 

[Prabha]

I do not even care about getting the egg in return, number 7 is killing me and it's supposed to be easy.. I must know the answer.

Why can't we just solve complex trigonometry problems to get the eggs instead?

 

[marzipanmermaid]

#3 is bothering me so much still because I'm pretty sure I know what it is and its not there so how do? But I made it this far, lol.

 

[Taka]

I have a feeling that I should know #8 but I'm totally missing it--this is so frustrating, ahhh.

 

[Cadbberry]

I think this site would help you out a lot.

Not funny man... I get rick rolled/chicken rolled again someone is gonna get slapped XD all April 1st

 

[MC4pros]

This is impossible to do on my phone with the slowest internet connection. XD

 

[Cadbberry]

I have a feeling that I should know #8 but I'm totally missing it--this is so frustrating, ahhh.

I'm with you there

 

[Kyuby]

been strugling for 30 minutes... I'm starting to think that Im not smart enought for these games hahahaha

 

[LethalLulu]

I swear if the picture is a reference I don't know, Imma be furious

 

[ObeseMudkipz]

I feel like I'm overthinking all the riddles and they're actually easy

 

[toxapex]

I did get #8 and I was a bit surprised. I'm not sure if a lot of people will be able to guess it.

 

[Cadbberry]

This is impossible to do on my phone with the slowest internet connection. XD

I was on my 3DS for a while, my NEW computer decided it wanted to break right now and not be able to load my desktop so I had to kidnap my moms computer