Tell Me a Joke.

[Limon]

now to see how many people actually get this

Oh my god I'm laughing so hard I'm playing Strange Journey right now. Nice to see another fan of the game!

 

[Draco]

When Humpty dumpty need to get by he say EGGcuse me please...when he is happy he say im so EGGcited.

 

[Aquari]

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

 

[Draco]

Why did the cow go in the spaceship? it wanted to go to the mooooooon.

 

[The Pennifer]

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... Errrrm

 

[Draco]

Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

 

[LinkToTheWorld]

What do you call an aligator that solves crime?


An investigator


What do you call an aligator with a sat nav?

A navigator

Have a lot of aligator jokes....

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Oh and another....

I was at a cash machine when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

 

[Draco]

If Muhammad Ali Was a Pokemon what would he say? "I'm gonna Float like Butterfree and Sting like a BeeDrill."

 

[Draco]

What did the Farmer say to the cow standing in the middle of the road? Mooooooove over.

 

[Aquari]

what do you call a lazy sword?.........kata-NAH



ill stop ;-;

 

[Tensu]

Donald Trump.

More of a horror movie if you ask me.

 

[Draco]

thats off topic please stay on topic with jokes or funny videos of humorous nature, not political comments, there are plenty of political threads
if you wish to talk or make political comments.

 

[CometCatcher]

Do you wanna hear a joke about ghosts?

No, I really don't.

That's the spirit.



I laughed SO HARD when I saw this photo set. I love puns.

 

[The Pennifer]

Going back to farmer and cow jokes

 

[CometCatcher]

More puns. LOL!

 

[The Pennifer]

I just had to post this one!!!

 

[seliph]

What was left in Batman's glass after he finished his drink?

Spoiler

just ice

 

[dude98]

How many trumpets does it take to screw a light bulb?



Five. One to actually do it. 4 to tell how they could've done it better

 

[Miii]

I was gonna tell a gay joke... butt **** it.

 

[MochiACNL]

I was gonna tell a gay joke... butt **** it.

Why do I relate to that so much?

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The Teacher says to the class: Who ever stands up is stupid
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: I said who ever stands up is STUPID!
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid?
Little Johnny: No Mrs, I just thought that maybe you are lonely being the only one standing.