Back in my day, we would go to Blockbuster to rent games and movies rather than going on Netflix just to scroll for hours and hours only to binge Barbie Life In The Dreamhouse for the 100th time.
Back in my day, Mario Party wasn't complete garbage and we would still feel the joy of the Wii falling over from the pulling back of the GCN controller or the throwing of the Wii Remote across the room when you managed to get on the Lucky route.
back in my day i had to cross a river full of crocodiles and piranhas while balancing on a rotten decaying log while there was a tornado about then climb on top of the great pyramids through the blistering deserts only to make it to a broken bridge that was over a giant pit of lava which i had to fly over and then the president called me and said he’s handing over his job to me so while im making my way to the white house im suddenly surrounded by ninja and cowboys in the middle of crossfire which i then had to jackie chan my way out of there only to find myself upside down in australia (which isnt a real country btw) and got bit by a sydney funnelweb spider atrax robustus while being swat kicked in the face by a kangaroo only to be chased down by some dude in a tractor until i finally made it to school
Back in my day our local movie rental shop had a gumball machine that would dispense special black gumballs. If you were lucky enough to get one you'd receive a free movie rental