The Clickbait Game

[Seastar]

HAVE I BEEN GHOSTED?!

My eye is bothering me.

 

[Cutesy]

LOST MY EYE AND PERMANENTLY BLINDED???? (GRAPHIC!)

I dropped my phone under the couch

 

[Ananas Dragon]

GHOSTS IN MY HOUSE WANT TO ENSLAVE ME AND CUT OFF ALL CONTACT WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD?!? [3AM CHALLENGE GONE WRONG I DIED]

I got a B on a test

 

[Jessi]

I HACKED INTO THE SCHOOL NETWORK AN YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED

 

[Ananas Dragon]

nothing to clickbait

"i saw leaf on a tree"

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

IF YOU SEE THIS LEAF, RUN AND CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY

I got a mosquito bite

 

[Ananas Dragon]

ATTACKED BY ALIEN SPECIES FROM AREA 51 COLLECTING SAMPLES?!?

my glasses broke

 

[Neb]

PRIZED POSSESSION TORN TO SHREDS.

I should be reading a book instead of using my phone in bed.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

I'M GOING BACK TO THE ANCIENT TIMES GUYS

i should sleep

 

[Neb]

STAYING UP PAST CURFEW? IT’S EASIER THAN YOU THINK!

I’m obsessed with Dragon Quest 11.

 

[Cosmic-chan]

I GOT ALL THE DRAGONS IN DRAGON QUEST FOR TRY FIRST DAY NO HACK !!!!
I want to fart

 

[Midoriya]

WARIO UNLEASHES HIS SPECIAL MOVE AND DESTROYS THE REST OF THE CAST OF SUPER SMASH BROTHERS ULTIMATE?!? (GONE CRAZY) (GONE WILD) (NOT CLICKBAIT!)

I need to go to sleep soon.

 

[Cosmic-chan]

I WENT TO BEDBUT THEN MY SLEEP PARALYISIS DEMON TRIED TO KILL ME (CAUGHT ON CAMERA LIVE !)
I just watched Kakeguri

 

[Neb]

YUMEKO STAN SUPPORTS HER FANDOM.

I’m waiting for my beard to fill in.

 

[Neb]

WANNABE PORTLAND HIPSTER TRIES TO REVIVE A THREAD!

I’m awake at 2 in the morning.

 

[Clock]

AWAKE WITH GHOSTS AND OTHER NIGHT HORRORS!

Playing with tarot cards

 

[Neb]

I SPENT 72 HOURS STRAIGHT READING TAROT CARDS! INNER TRUTHS REVEALED?

The wind is chilly today.

 

[Midoriya]

LOCAL RESIDENT GOES OUT INTO TORNADO-LIKE WINDS AND IS WHISKED AWAY LIKE MARY POPPINS (GONE CRAZY!) (GONE WILD!) (BLOOPERS INCLUDED!)

I really like drinking apple juice lately.

 

[.: Meri :.]

My strange new fruit obsession.... (shocking) (emotional)

I forgot to set my alarm.

 

[Neb]

I forgot this one basic habit! (Crazy!) Do you do this too?

I’m bingeing a TV show