The Clickbait Game

[Flyffel]

BET YOU CAN'T TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THIS (ADDICTION DANGER) (YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED) (NO SERIOUSLY)


I saw a cute old lady on the bus

 

[tessa grace]

old karen HAS A HEART ATTACK ON BUS?!? (got what SHE DESERVED)


got the orange stuff from cheetos on my fingers

 

[Shellzilla_515]

THE CHEETOS ARE EATING ME ALIVE (100% REAL) (BACKED UP BY SCIENCE)

My lamp broke!

I forgot this thread existed, but I love it being brought back up again.

 

[Neb]

MY ONLY SOURCE OF LIGHT WAS TAKEN AWAY IN FRONT MY VERY EYES! YOU WON’T BELIEVE HOW.


I spent several hours in a queue to start Final Fantasy XIV.

 

[Shellzilla_515]

SLOW HORRIBLE SERVICE - DON'T BUY THEIR STUFF (CERTIFIED BY AN EXPERT)

I'm having a hard time opening the window.

 

[.: Meri :.]

TRAPPED INSIDE?!?!?! RUNNING OUT OF OXYGEN—CAN'T ESCAPE (GONE WRONG)

I cracked an egg and it had two yolks.

 

[Midoriya]

THE MYSTERY OF OUR UNIVERSE REVEALED? NOW, YOU CAN SPLIT THE ATOMS IN ANYTHING TO MAKE TWO OF EVERYTHING!!!

I had allergies this morning.

 

[Shellzilla_515]

MY BODY IS TRYING TO KILL ME - SEND HELP NOW

I watered a plant.

 

[DarkDesertFox]

Person kills last plant of its kind by overwatering. MUST WATCH.

I ordered a burger at McDonald's and they forgot my fries.

 

[Shellzilla_515]

MCDONALDS EMPLOYEES SECRETLY TRYING TO POISON ME?!?!

I saw a huge cloud.

 

[tessa grace]

ATOMIC BOMB SIGHTING 2023!
i tripped

 

[.: Meri :.]

I almost DIED today... (real) *TISSUE WARNING*

My chair broke.

 

[moo_nieu]

SAT DOWN AND MY LEG FELL OFF (TRUE STORY)

i took a nap

 

[Shellzilla_515]

IS DEATH FLIRTING WITH ME?!?

It's 20 degrees celsius outside.

 

[Neb]

THIS ONE TEMPERATURE SEEMS COLD TO AMERICANS, BUT IS ACTUALLY MILD TO EVERYONE ELSE. YOU’D BE SHOCKED WHICH ONE IT IS.

I have nothing to do until college starts.

 

[DarkDesertFox]

HUGE Increase in Unproductivity Before College Semester - Government Contemplates Implimenting a 365 Day College Schedule

I am out of nasal strips and forgot to order them. Now my sleep is going to suck.

 

[Stikki]

"HUMANS ONLY NEED 3 HOURS OF SLEEP PER NIGHT" SAY DOCTORS

My dog farted and it stinks

P.S umm...did anyone else notice this on the front page? Yikes!

kkk

 

[Shellzilla_515]

MY DOG IS SECRETLY A CHEMICAL GAS WEAPON

I didn't win the lottery.

 

[.: Meri :.]

WAS I SCAMMED?!?! I CAN'T BELIEVE I LOST THIS MUCH (shocking)

I found the sock I was missing in-between the couch cushions.

 

[Shellzilla_515]

OMG I THINK I HAVE A GHOST IN MY HOUSE - PARANORMAL PROOF

I see the moon in the sky and it's not evening yet.