Hellooo!
Would anyone like to hear a story? Come sit 'round ol' Daniel, it's story time, yaaaay! Or as some might say, "yayaya!"
Today I learned that August 17 issss....
National I Love My Fe- uhh,
I Love My Feline Day! You know, today is National Black Cat Appreciation Day! Aren't kittens just the cuuutest? I looove when they purr and they scrunch and paw at their... what's it called, a scrunching post? That's what we call it anyway, LOL.
Anyway, in celebration of kittens and tigers, uh... because they're cats too, right?
I wrote a little story/poem for us
aaall to hear.
So open ALL teh windows and come on and have a seat on the floor and -oh! What's this on my lap?
Why, it's a purring kitten, awww.
Do you wanna hear the story too?
Aw, she's fallen asleep! How cute.
I can see a little pink thought bubble above her head. She must be dreaming. Let me see...
........ Uh, where was I???
Oh yeah! Story
tiiiime! This one's about my fiiiiive favorite princesses.
Well, technically there's 11, but I whatever.
Once upon a time,
there were five little princesses
and they sat in a line
looking cute, just for emphasis.
They were having their lunch,
on a picnic one day,
when the tiniest scrunched
and the princess would say:
"I hear a sound,
I think someone's near!"
They stomped to the ground
and curled up in fear.
"I hear a growl.."
Said the littlest one.
Tiger on the prowl,
there's nowhere to run!
Out came a paw
and the big princess squealed!
Tiger lips gnaw
and the next princess reeled.
Princess in the middle,
she tightened and wiggled.
Tiger lips tickle
and the fourth princess giggled.
"This tiger's tame,
he just wants to snuggle!"
Tiny princess came
to the tiger to cuddle.
The other four princesses
pouted a HMPH!
They're all full of jealousness,
they're spoiled brats too.
They aaall pet the tiger
and got aaall the attention.
They aaall scrunched him tighter
getting aaall the affection.