The Internet's Worst Advice Column

[saucySheep]

Just go to sleep and leave everything to the last minute.

Where can I get more food?

HM. that's bad advice lol. I hate procrastination but ok

There's such thing as a Wallyworld. Check and see if there's one near you

Why do I have to learn about epigenetics, histones, and methyl groups? why does it MATTER?

 

[frogslime]

To honor our lord and savior Bill Nye the Science Guy.

My backpack's strap is broken, help?

 

[Midoriya]

Steal Dora’s backpack from Dora the Explorer and replace your own with it. No one will find out.

How to drink more water?

 

[chocosongee]

dont drink anything until ur thirsty

how to sleep earlier?

 

[Clock]

Hide all of your distractions before night to sleep better
What is the strongest knot I can use?

 

[Shellzilla_515]

I don't know. Ask the flying dutchman. He might haunt you, though.

How do I swat flies out of my way?

 

[Midoriya]

You must lunge at them with your whole body and jump into the air towards them. Don’t worry if you miss. Just try again.

How do I get work done faster?

 

[Shellzilla_515]

Drink gallons of coffee!

How do I make people like onions?

 

[Midoriya]

Prepare the best tasting onions you can and then stuff them down people’s throats forcefully. They’ll love it.

How do I go without sleeping for a long time?

 

[Clock]

Drink lots of coffee
Regardless, that should keep you awake.
How do I help a lost child?

 

[Xara]

take them home with you - finders keepers, losers weepers,,,

how do you wash your hair properly?

 

[Shellzilla_515]

Go to a car wash. You might want to add some extra perks there to make your hair shine.

It’s raining and my plans are ruined. Any ideas on what to do?

 

[Neb]

Buy a bunch of umbrellas and stitch them together to create the ultimate rain jacket.

How do I get over unrealistic crushes?

 

[sunnybear526]

You find a way to get over them maybe jump or run infront of them! Hehe I have the issue with anime men.
How do I make money?

 

[Shellzilla_515]

Bury them in the ground and wait for the money tree to grow! It might take more than a lifetime to harvest the results.

I lost money thanks to holes in my pockets. Help!

 

[sunnybear526]

You make fake currency and act like it is real?

How do I make my hair less dry?

 

[Shellzilla_515]

Wash your hair with mud.

How do I keep myself clean?

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

Same as I do: shower in a waterfall.

do you guys have any good fish recipes?

 

[DinosaurDumpster]

Throw the fish into a fire.

How can I get better at video games?

 

[Shellzilla_515]

Eat lots of chips and drink lots of mountain dew.

How do I get better at lifting heavy stuff?