Almost exactly the same for me in both of your cases, except it was dog food. Little two year old me wanted to be a dog so much, I even wore a dog costume as I tried eating it. Easily the most disgusting thing I have done in my entire life.
I guess when I had to wash my dog after she rolled around in a dead bird...she had blood and junk all over her ;-;
Oh oh oh! I just remembered another one. When I was younger I used to clog the toilets a lot. Two times when this happened the toilet water soaked the room below it and drenched the chandelier in toilet water.
is it bad i laughed when i read this, oh god.
and when you are forced to poop in the shower bc you can't hold it in ew
I mean, I ate crap but this is too far.
lol really.. but yeah pooping in the tub is nasty when you stand there and shower and... nope cant get out or it will roll on the floor lmaoooo