The out of context quotes thread
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QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“I'm a Gemini, so that's really a threesome.”
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Alright, come on, Colander Jim. We gotta solve some crimes, and not the ones I've been committing."
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“Is a manslaughter a killer?”
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We got a friend request!
Who is it? *looks* Aw, man, it’s from Hector.
What should we do? If we say yes, he’ll get excited and trash the town. If we say no, he’ll get sad and trash the town.
Don’t worry. I know exactly what to do.
*pulls out a hammer and proceeds to smash the computer screen*
Who is it? *looks* Aw, man, it’s from Hector.
What should we do? If we say yes, he’ll get excited and trash the town. If we say no, he’ll get sad and trash the town.
Don’t worry. I know exactly what to do.
*pulls out a hammer and proceeds to smash the computer screen*
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"I can't stand to see him like this... I'll push him off the roof."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Well, he’s dead. Now let’s get out of this disgusting corpse.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Father!”
*Fly swatter squashes worm*
”Pesky bee.”
“Where did you get this game?”
“We certainly didn’t invent it!”
“I never said you did….”
*Fly swatter squashes worm*
”Pesky bee.”
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“Where did you get this game?”
“We certainly didn’t invent it!”
“I never said you did….”
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Look, we’ve got the general idea. Families are nice. You’ve got a bigger house than us. But we really must get going….”
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Dentist office.
Oh, hello, Dr. Roberts? It’s Ms. Cartman.
Ah, yes, Ms. Cartman, what can I do for you?
Well, it’s my son. He’s lost a lot of his baby teeth, and I was starting to get worried.
Well, losing baby teeth is a natural thing, Ms. Cartman. How many has he lost?
About 112.
Oh, hello, Dr. Roberts? It’s Ms. Cartman.
Ah, yes, Ms. Cartman, what can I do for you?
Well, it’s my son. He’s lost a lot of his baby teeth, and I was starting to get worried.
Well, losing baby teeth is a natural thing, Ms. Cartman. How many has he lost?
About 112.
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“I’m a good Christian woman, honey. Because you picked the right time to flaunt your foolishness in front of all of my friends, fans, family, and folks at home. The absolute nerve; I’m a teacher and a mentor.”
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"We believe he's building weapons of mass destruction... In Heaven."
"Dear Christ, that son of a ***** just doesn't stop!"
"These surveillance photos were taken atop the ladder of what appears to be Heaven. Here we see what we believe to be a missile silo. And here we see what looks like a laboratory of some sort for making chemical weapons."
"That... Kinda looks like a seagull."
"Yes. It could be a laboratory disguised as a seagull."
"That tricky *******!"
"Dear Christ, that son of a ***** just doesn't stop!"
"These surveillance photos were taken atop the ladder of what appears to be Heaven. Here we see what we believe to be a missile silo. And here we see what looks like a laboratory of some sort for making chemical weapons."
"That... Kinda looks like a seagull."
"Yes. It could be a laboratory disguised as a seagull."
"That tricky *******!"
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Here he is, boys. Our dear little Kenny."
[An urn with Kenny's picture beside it is shown.]
"...You turned him into a teapot?"
[An urn with Kenny's picture beside it is shown.]
"...You turned him into a teapot?"
