The out of context quotes thread
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ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Jesus? Now I haven't asked you for much, but all we need is one little score. Please? Please, Jesus?"
(sitting in the stands) "Leave me alone."
(sitting in the stands) "Leave me alone."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Lucy Harris smart smart smart Smart smart smart smart smart.”
“Martin Harris dumb dadumb....”
“Martin Harris dumb dadumb....”
It is quite possibly the funniest joke ever conceived, and its origin is unknown. The fishsticks joke crosses all border, all races, all ages and ethnic groups and is slowly uniting our country. In fact, the only person who appears to not get the joke is rapper Kanye West, who becomes furious when people use the joke on him.
Yo, that is messed up, yo! I am not gay, and I sure as hell ain’t no fish! Alright?!
You… really… don’t… get it.
Hey man, I’m a genius, alright?! I'm the most talented musician in the world! If I was a homosexual, or a fish, I would know!
You’re a rapper.
Yes.
And you like fishsticks.
Yes.
You’re a gay fish.
No! I am not no gay fish!
Just gay?
I’m not gay and I’m not a fish! Man!
You are male?
Damn right I’m male.
A male that likes fishsticks.
Yeah, I like fishsticks.
You like to put fish dicks in your mouth.
Yeah.
You’re a gay fish.
Alright, that does it! I’m gonna kick your ass!
Yo, that is messed up, yo! I am not gay, and I sure as hell ain’t no fish! Alright?!
You… really… don’t… get it.
Hey man, I’m a genius, alright?! I'm the most talented musician in the world! If I was a homosexual, or a fish, I would know!
You’re a rapper.
Yes.
And you like fishsticks.
Yes.
You’re a gay fish.
No! I am not no gay fish!
Just gay?
I’m not gay and I’m not a fish! Man!
You are male?
Damn right I’m male.
A male that likes fishsticks.
Yeah, I like fishsticks.
You like to put fish dicks in your mouth.
Yeah.
You’re a gay fish.
Alright, that does it! I’m gonna kick your ass!
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“Shaquille O’Neal helps quash a verbal altercation between Trudeau and Fedor. Everyone is thankful.”
“Pedro Pascal makes Chloe laugh several times through the date.”
“Robin Thicke and Matt LeBlanc discuss which guys they like and dislike in the house.”
“Chef Jose tells Chloe he wants to be Mr. Chloe.”
“Joe Gatto arrives and is incredibly charming. Chloe whispers that she thinks she just met her husband.”
“Q tells Chloe that he has butterflies.”
“Fluffy forgets to tell Chloe his name.”
“De Niro and Robin Thicke question David Chang about his true intentions and how many Instagram followers he has.”
“Steve Schirripa laughs with Chloe as they pose their way through a yoga class.”
(from when I played the Bachelorette simulator lol)
“Pedro Pascal makes Chloe laugh several times through the date.”
“Robin Thicke and Matt LeBlanc discuss which guys they like and dislike in the house.”
“Chef Jose tells Chloe he wants to be Mr. Chloe.”
“Joe Gatto arrives and is incredibly charming. Chloe whispers that she thinks she just met her husband.”
“Q tells Chloe that he has butterflies.”
“Fluffy forgets to tell Chloe his name.”
“De Niro and Robin Thicke question David Chang about his true intentions and how many Instagram followers he has.”
“Steve Schirripa laughs with Chloe as they pose their way through a yoga class.”
(from when I played the Bachelorette simulator lol)
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You’re the kind of guy who likes to take his boat out, always sails on fire, a burger in each hand, a cape on his back, ready for Valhalla.
What’s that supposed to mean?
…I don’t know. I went too far with the metaphor and lost the thought myself.
What’s that supposed to mean?
…I don’t know. I went too far with the metaphor and lost the thought myself.
rocketspruggs
𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔪𝔞𝔩 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤
"To start, press any key. Where's the, "ANY", key? I see, "ESC"..."CTRL"...and, "PG-UP". There doesn't seem to be any, "ANY", key."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“This is a hologram. I’m not home right now so leave a message!”
“A hologram, huh?”
*Milo reaches out to touch the hologram and gets slapped in the face*
“A hologram, huh?”
*Milo reaches out to touch the hologram and gets slapped in the face*
Look, Allied Atheist Allegiance! We have the time child!
Science damn you, United Atheist Alliance!
Now you see, foolish sea otters, that we are the atheists in control!
It won’t make a difference! This is the dawning of the sea otter! Know this, time child! I shall smash your skull like a clam on my tummy!
What??
Otters! The time has come! Sound the nafferty!
Science damn you, United Atheist Alliance!
Now you see, foolish sea otters, that we are the atheists in control!
It won’t make a difference! This is the dawning of the sea otter! Know this, time child! I shall smash your skull like a clam on my tummy!
What??
Otters! The time has come! Sound the nafferty!
k e r f u f f l e
Proverbs 15:19
"Gotta have opposites dark and light, light and dark in a painting. It's like in life. Gotta have a little sadness once in a while so you know when the good times come. I'm waiting on the good times now."
*jumps out of the closet as Professor Chaos* Now you know my terrible secret!
…You’re gay? It’s fine if you’re gay, Butters. I don't care.
Huh? N-no, I’m Professor Chaos, Stan.
But we have to teach our parents a lesson, Butters! We’re running away! Help me find the perfect place to run away to! *leaves*
*looks in mirror* Uhm, maybe I used a little too much silver.
…You’re gay? It’s fine if you’re gay, Butters. I don't care.
Huh? N-no, I’m Professor Chaos, Stan.
But we have to teach our parents a lesson, Butters! We’re running away! Help me find the perfect place to run away to! *leaves*
*looks in mirror* Uhm, maybe I used a little too much silver.
I'm afraid you won't get past the fingerprint scanner without me.
We will if I cut off your hand.
Well, there's also a retinal scanner.
And your eye.
And the voice identification--
And your vocal chords!
At a certain point, bringing him seems easier than bringing all these pieces.
We'll put them in a bag.
We will if I cut off your hand.
Well, there's also a retinal scanner.
And your eye.
And the voice identification--
And your vocal chords!
At a certain point, bringing him seems easier than bringing all these pieces.
We'll put them in a bag.
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
*tearing up* "Goodbye, Calculon..."
"What did you say?"
"I said you two don't dress tramp-y enough!"
"What did you say?"
"I said you two don't dress tramp-y enough!"
VernalLapin
pfp by Yanrima~
“Silly rabbit. Count chocula tastes grrrreat!”
Missuuuuuuuus Landers was a health nut. She cooked food in a wok. Mr. Harris was her boyfriend, and he had a great big- cock-a-doodle-doodle. The rooster just won’t quit, and I don’t want my breakfast, because it tastes like- Shih Tzus make good house pets. They’re cuddly and sweet. Monkeys aren’t good to have, ‘cause they like to beat their- meeting in the office. A meeting in the hall. The boss, he wants to see you, so you can suck his- Balzac was a writer. He lived with Allen Funt. Mrs. Roberts didn’t like him, but that's ‘cause she's a- contaminated water, can really make you sick. Your bladder gets infected, and blood comes out your- dictate what I’m saying, ‘cause it will bring you luck! And if you all don't like it, I don’t give a flying ****!
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ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Shut up. You're distracting me."
"Come on, it's just like making love. Y'know; Left, down, rotate 62 degrees, engage rotor..."
"I know how to make love!"
"Come on, it's just like making love. Y'know; Left, down, rotate 62 degrees, engage rotor..."
"I know how to make love!"
No way I was actually thinking of posting this quote too
