The out of context quotes thread

[Seastar]

"It's so smart how they preserved vegetable life down here! (But they should have let tomatoes go extinct.)"

 

[Yoshi155]

Yeah. I know what a “bagina” is.

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Wait, why is my dog falling in love with the sink?"

 

[Seastar]

"Mayonnaise?
Fork."

 

[Yoshi155]

He can take a simple everyday thing like eating a bicycle and make it funny.

 

[Seastar]

"You think being the boss is fun? Then you can review these Deep Cut expense reports..."

 

[QueenCobra]

“We can’t kill Toshi’s mom, Roger...not for male stripper shoes.”

 

[Yoshi155]

That’s it. You people have stood in my way long enough. I’m going to clown college. *leaves*

…I don’t think any of us expected him to say that.

 

[Yoshi155]

Okay, memorize these funny place names. Walla walla. Keokuk. Cucamonga. Seattle.

 

[Seastar]

"I'm here if you want to talk about anything with someone who's barely paying attention."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Will I grow up to be beautiful and married with kids?”
“No.”
“You didn’t even look at my hand.”
“I don’t need to.”

 

[Yoshi155]

Decided to evade taxes because you deserve this more than I deserve my freedom.

 

[TN4U]

"Oh, hello! We didn't get a chance to introduce ourselves before. My name is Elora."
"Uh, hi. I'm Spyro. What are you? Some kind of goat?"
"I'm a faun, you dork!"
"Oh, sorry."

 

[Yoshi155]

Look, we can talk this over.

No more talk. It is time for us to take you for a ride.

Oh, no. Mind if I go to the bathroom first?

I see no harm in that.

*runs to the bathroom, slams the door shut, opens the window, jumps out, enters his car, drives to the nearest airport and flies away, all off screen*

…when he’s done in there, I gotta go.

 

[Yoshi155]

I HAVE FRIENDS! THEY’RE ALL JUST SICK, I SWEAR!

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Listen, we're not used to this whole apologizing thing. We're not professional apologizers, we're... Musicians."

 

[-Blue-]

Professor? Where were you at 10pm last night?
Where am I now?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“You can do it, Poputan! You can do it, Poputan!”
*Poputan gets annoyed and angry and starts to scream and throws the stool and kicks the bucket away from her and storms off*
“Poputan is unable to deal with societal pressures any longer and is now rejecting society altogether. You might be unknowingly putting pressure on someone when showing your support and making them suffer.”

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"I'm goin's shoppin's! Yes, shoppin's, to buys each and every ones of you a gift! And I wants to see the looks on all your fats ****in' faces when I gives you great presents! Haha, **** you!" *He leaves the room*

"I don't believe I've ever been spoken to like that before."

 

[Yoshi155]

I’m scarred enough from staring my childhood heroes in the crotch for last three hours. What else do you want from me?