The out of context quotes thread
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QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“Go fold your little balloon animals, Eric. Eric. Ha ha. What kind of name is that for a clown?“
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Is it cause I’m 26 years old?”
“Wait, what?”
“No. That can’t be it.”
“No that might be it. You said you’re 26 years old?”
“Well 26 and 18 months.”
“So 27? You’re 27 years old?”
“And still an orphan! Why don’t I feel like the other girls?”
“Because you’re old!”
“Is there a family for me on this Earth?”
“Honestly, you’re old enough to start your own family!”
“Wait, what?”
“No. That can’t be it.”
“No that might be it. You said you’re 26 years old?”
“Well 26 and 18 months.”
“So 27? You’re 27 years old?”
“And still an orphan! Why don’t I feel like the other girls?”
“Because you’re old!”
“Is there a family for me on this Earth?”
“Honestly, you’re old enough to start your own family!”
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Hey, what's happening? How is the big show coming together?"
"Fine! Everything's great! See you later."
"Hey, we've been talking, Skwisgaar, and... We think this whole production could be a lot more, mmm... Zippy. It just— It needs zazz!"
*Skwisgaar looks annoyed*
"Am I— I mean, I'm right to say that, right?"
"No, you're right to say that. It's just, you know, you could stand to zazz it up a little bit."
"No offense, Skwisgaar, but I gotta say that this whole thing, it, uh... Lacks zazz."
"Well-put."
"Can't you just put it on the zazz train to zazzville?"
*Skwisgaar looks annoyed*
"Yeah, no offense, there's absolutely no zazz to be found. Not here, anyway. Not in these parts."
"What we're trying to say is that there are two kinds of shows out there: Those with and those without—"
"Would you please stop saying zazz?"
"Zazz."
"Zazz."
"Please stop saying zazz."
"Why don't you let us help you out?"
"Yeah, we'll help lighten the load, make it more za— Oooh... You know!"
*Skwisgaar looks even more annoyed*
"Fine! Everything's great! See you later."
"Hey, we've been talking, Skwisgaar, and... We think this whole production could be a lot more, mmm... Zippy. It just— It needs zazz!"
*Skwisgaar looks annoyed*
"Am I— I mean, I'm right to say that, right?"
"No, you're right to say that. It's just, you know, you could stand to zazz it up a little bit."
"No offense, Skwisgaar, but I gotta say that this whole thing, it, uh... Lacks zazz."
"Well-put."
"Can't you just put it on the zazz train to zazzville?"
*Skwisgaar looks annoyed*
"Yeah, no offense, there's absolutely no zazz to be found. Not here, anyway. Not in these parts."
"What we're trying to say is that there are two kinds of shows out there: Those with and those without—"
"Would you please stop saying zazz?"
"Zazz."
"Zazz."
"Please stop saying zazz."
"Why don't you let us help you out?"
"Yeah, we'll help lighten the load, make it more za— Oooh... You know!"
*Skwisgaar looks even more annoyed*
AccfSally
Writer ₊˚✩
"Are you all aware that tomorrow is Valentine's day? A joyous celebration of the power and importance of love and friendship!...and the ultimate guilt trip. The opportunity to give a Valentine to someone who didn't give YOU one, and watch'em squirm... I love it!"
The quote is from an old Disney cartoon.
The quote is from an old Disney cartoon.
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Sup? I’m Puddy. I’m 49 and 30 months.”
“So you‘re 51?!”
“So you‘re 51?!”
That’s it! I’ll make money with a chauffeur job. Good thing you turned on that TV, Lisa.
I didn’t turn it on. I thought you turned it on.
No. Well, anyway, turn it off.
*looks at the TV* It is off.
*knock off X-Files theme song plays*
I didn’t turn it on. I thought you turned it on.
No. Well, anyway, turn it off.
*looks at the TV* It is off.
*knock off X-Files theme song plays*
At school tomorrow, we all tell Mr. Garrison he was right and that we’ve been terrible students. That we weren’t listening and that he deserves to be angry with us. We tell him how much we care and that we want to see him more as a human being than just a teacher.
That is just the kind of manipulative, psychotic thinking that we needed.
We can do this!
We just have to be brave.
But not too brave or else Matt Damon will come and take all our money.
Alright, dude, can we lay off the Matt Damon jokes, please? They’re just getting old.
That is just the kind of manipulative, psychotic thinking that we needed.
We can do this!
We just have to be brave.
But not too brave or else Matt Damon will come and take all our money.
Alright, dude, can we lay off the Matt Damon jokes, please? They’re just getting old.
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Never mind that. Just give me the bird!"
"We can't. This is a family show."
"We can't. This is a family show."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Bail is $1.”
“Sigh. I can’t afford th- One dollar?”
“Sigh. I can’t afford th- One dollar?”
