ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"You and I shall have a talk about the birds and the bees. Now, one of them has feathers and the other has antlers, but I don't remember which one's which..."
The out of context quotes thread
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"Look, I'm just going to cut to the chase. I'm not going to help you."
"What?!? Then just help my family, you can't let them die!"
"Look, everything happens for a reason."
"What reason could there be?!?"
"Stan, I'm going to level with you. If your family is allowed to live, Stanford's tennis team will go 0-8 in conference play!"
"What?!?"
"What?!? Then just help my family, you can't let them die!"
"Look, everything happens for a reason."
"What reason could there be?!?"
"Stan, I'm going to level with you. If your family is allowed to live, Stanford's tennis team will go 0-8 in conference play!"
"What?!?"
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Gentlemen, do you have any last words?"
"Last words? Let's see. How's about... 'Get me the **** out of this chair!' How's that for last words?"
"Last words? Let's see. How's about... 'Get me the **** out of this chair!' How's that for last words?"
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Terrance and Phillip will not be released! They are going to be put on trial for corrupting America's youth. We don't know what all the fuss is about."
"The fuss is 'aboot' taking our citizens! It's 'aboot' not censoring our art. It's 'aboot'..."
*The American delegation begins to crack up*
"It's 'aboot'... What's so goddamn funny?!"
"Nothing, nothing. Uh, could you tell us again what your argument is all about?"
"This is not 'aboot' diplomacy, this is 'aboot' dignity..."
*The American delegates laugh*
"This is 'aboot' respect. This is about realizing that humor is..."
*The American delegation cracks up again*
You guys are ****s! Release Terrance and Phillip, or we'll give you something to cry 'aboot'!"
*The American delegates are laughing so hard they fall off their chairs*
"The fuss is 'aboot' taking our citizens! It's 'aboot' not censoring our art. It's 'aboot'..."
*The American delegation begins to crack up*
"It's 'aboot'... What's so goddamn funny?!"
"Nothing, nothing. Uh, could you tell us again what your argument is all about?"
"This is not 'aboot' diplomacy, this is 'aboot' dignity..."
*The American delegates laugh*
"This is 'aboot' respect. This is about realizing that humor is..."
*The American delegation cracks up again*
You guys are ****s! Release Terrance and Phillip, or we'll give you something to cry 'aboot'!"
*The American delegates are laughing so hard they fall off their chairs*
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Hey, Kyle. All those times I said you were a big, dumb Jew? I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew."
"Yes, I am! I am a Jew, Cartman!"
"No, no, Kyle. Don't be so hard on yourself."
"Yes, I am! I am a Jew, Cartman!"
"No, no, Kyle. Don't be so hard on yourself."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“You don’t think they’re gonna try to make Mr Demartino use Ultra Cola in his lessons, do you?”
*Mr Demartino screams in frustration as he stares at a globe shaped like a can of Ultra Cola*
“What was the question?”
*Mr Demartino screams in frustration as he stares at a globe shaped like a can of Ultra Cola*
“What was the question?”
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“In the 80s there was Cold War drama,
We fought the Commies inside Nicaragua.
Our friends were the Contras. Freedom was their mantra.
So we sent them lots of money for guns and landmines,
But Congress stopped the Contra money flow
Just 'cause they moved a teeny bit of blow.
But then a hero came forth
His name was Oliver North.”
We fought the Commies inside Nicaragua.
Our friends were the Contras. Freedom was their mantra.
So we sent them lots of money for guns and landmines,
But Congress stopped the Contra money flow
Just 'cause they moved a teeny bit of blow.
But then a hero came forth
His name was Oliver North.”
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I’m not bad. I was drawn this way.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“My neighborhood has gone through so much. It’s gone through something call gentrification. Can you say gentrification, boys and girls? It’s like a magic trick. White people pay a lot of money and then poof! All the black people are gone. But where do they go, boys and girls? Back where they come from of course. Atlanta!”
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“Who is Andre the Giant?”
“Is that an answer to a question?”
“No, I was just wondering, uh... just wondering, who is Andre the Giant?”
“I, uh... I just remembered.”
“You remembered what?”
“I remembered who Andre the Giant was. He, uh... he was a giant, and he went by the name of, uh... Andre.”
“Why are you still talking about Andre the Giant?!”
“Is that an answer to a question?”
“No, I was just wondering, uh... just wondering, who is Andre the Giant?”
“I, uh... I just remembered.”
“You remembered what?”
“I remembered who Andre the Giant was. He, uh... he was a giant, and he went by the name of, uh... Andre.”
“Why are you still talking about Andre the Giant?!”
"Patrick, everyone is running away from me! Watch."
Goes up to a skyscraper
"Hi, building!"
Skyscraper immediately comes to life and quickly moves away from SpongeBob
"I just don't get it!"
Patrick sits and stares as SpongeBob's stinky breath deflects from his face
"I don't either."
Goes up to a skyscraper
"Hi, building!"
Skyscraper immediately comes to life and quickly moves away from SpongeBob
"I just don't get it!"
Patrick sits and stares as SpongeBob's stinky breath deflects from his face
"I don't either."
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Oh, no, no, no, no. I got no sympathy for anyone. I got one of these darn summer colds. I mean, where's my benefit concert? I mean, is there anything worse?"
"See, that's something we have compassion for, is summer colds. You can relate to— See, you can't relate to your arms being blown off. You can't."
"Well, uh, maybe being blown to bits is worse than a summer cold."
"Oh, come on!"
"See, that's something we have compassion for, is summer colds. You can relate to— See, you can't relate to your arms being blown off. You can't."
"Well, uh, maybe being blown to bits is worse than a summer cold."
"Oh, come on!"
