*Starts giggling* "Hey [name] you know we should really consider re-doing that rizz poll... *laughter intensifies* you know because I have more rizz than you..." *laughter continues* *[name] has left the chat*
*Suddenly stops laughing* "Wait, did he leave? Oh crap he left..."
And so the Coon had returned with the Dark Lord Cthulhu. Upon seeing Cthulhu in person, Mintberry Crunch heroically dashed off to save the day! With minty coolness, he hurried back home… and heroically watched Judge Judy, knowing that his superhero friends were probably just fine without him!
*Green Goblin going down dark alleyways, searching*
"You won't get away from me... aha! There you are!"
*Green Goblin finds Joe DiMaggio sitting on a dumpster while smoking*
"You can't get away, Joe DiMaggio! I've cornered you and there's nothing you can do about it!"
*All of a sudden the JoJo Golden Wind theme plays as a bunch of baseball HOFers and JoJo characters show up*
"I wouldn't be so sure about that, Green Goblin. And I'll tell you something else. You've got a huge problem on your hands. You didn't trade for Shohei Ohtani for your MLB fantasy team, therefore, you automatically LOSE!"
*All the baseball HOFers start batting baseballs at the Green Goblin and the JoJo characters unleash their powers as mass destruction ensues*
