The out of context quotes thread
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QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“Mr. Connery, your response is 'Craven Morehead'. Mr. Connery, WHO is Craven Morehead??”
“Looks like you are, lad!
“Looks like you are, lad!
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Homer pities Selma because she has to live with you!”
rocketspruggs
𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔪𝔞𝔩 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤
"I know you're upset."
"Darn right I'm upset!"
"Bart, watch your language. Oh, you did...sorry."
"Darn right I'm upset!"
"Bart, watch your language. Oh, you did...sorry."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Schnozz berry? Whosever heard of a schnozz berry?”
Okay, when I call your name, you say “present” or “here.” “Anita Bath?”
*everyone starts laughing*
All right, settle down, Anita Bath here?
*everyone laughs*
All right, fine. “Maya Buttreeks.”
*everyone laughs*
Hey, what are you laughing at? Oh, oh, I get it, I get it. It’s my big ears, isn’t it? Well, children, I can’t help that! *runs away crying*
*everyone starts laughing*
All right, settle down, Anita Bath here?
*everyone laughs*
All right, fine. “Maya Buttreeks.”
*everyone laughs*
Hey, what are you laughing at? Oh, oh, I get it, I get it. It’s my big ears, isn’t it? Well, children, I can’t help that! *runs away crying*
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I heard what had happened. How’s Lucy?”
“Well her head fell off in the ambulance but the doctors spent all night sewing it back on so the prognosis is good.”
“What happened to her?”
“Some idiot threw a penny off of the Empire State Building.”
“Crud! Princeton, why didn’t you call me and tell me you weren’t coming?”
“What do you mean?”
“I said in the note that I left with Lu- Huh. I suddenly feel better now!”
“Well her head fell off in the ambulance but the doctors spent all night sewing it back on so the prognosis is good.”
“What happened to her?”
“Some idiot threw a penny off of the Empire State Building.”
“Crud! Princeton, why didn’t you call me and tell me you weren’t coming?”
“What do you mean?”
“I said in the note that I left with Lu- Huh. I suddenly feel better now!”
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"You have a whole planet sitting around making your power for you?! That's slavery!"
"It's society. They work for each other, Morty. They pay each other, they buy houses. They get married and make children that replace them when they get too old to make power. "
"That just sounds like slavery with extra steps."
(sarcastically) "Ooh-la-la, someone's gonna get laid in college."
"It's society. They work for each other, Morty. They pay each other, they buy houses. They get married and make children that replace them when they get too old to make power. "
"That just sounds like slavery with extra steps."
(sarcastically) "Ooh-la-la, someone's gonna get laid in college."
ShinyDungeoneer
Helpful Life-Form
(note: this is taken from the DDLC mod DDLC: Abridged, where everything goes extremely wrong. This is an example of the dialog from the mod)
HOW IS THAT CHILD MINE? -MC
Yuri ate your foot. -Natsuki
THAT"S WHERE IT WENT?! -MC
He's all yours! Genetic testing will confirm it! -Yuri
HOW IS THAT CHILD MINE? -MC
Yuri ate your foot. -Natsuki
THAT"S WHERE IT WENT?! -MC
He's all yours! Genetic testing will confirm it! -Yuri
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“You know, Lois was a woman in the Bible, and she’s a very respected woman.”
“So is Lois in Family Guy.”
—me
“So is Lois in Family Guy.”
—me
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He knows when you are sleeping.
He knows when you’re on the can.
He’ll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
Ohhhhhhhhh
You better not breathe. You better not move.
You’re better off dead, I’m telling you, dude.
Santa Claus is gunning you dooooowwwn!
He knows when you’re on the can.
He’ll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
Ohhhhhhhhh
You better not breathe. You better not move.
You’re better off dead, I’m telling you, dude.
Santa Claus is gunning you dooooowwwn!
'OK sir, you're free to go.'
'Good, cuz I got a hot date tonight' *BZZT*
'A date.' *BZZT*
'Dinner with friend.' *BZZT*
'Dinner alone.' *BZZT*
'Watching TV alone.' *BZZT*
'ALRIGHT!!! I'm gonna sit at home and ogle the women in the Victoria's Secret catalog.' *BZZT*
'...Sears catalog.' *DING*
'Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment!' *BZZT*
'Good, cuz I got a hot date tonight' *BZZT*
'A date.' *BZZT*
'Dinner with friend.' *BZZT*
'Dinner alone.' *BZZT*
'Watching TV alone.' *BZZT*
'ALRIGHT!!! I'm gonna sit at home and ogle the women in the Victoria's Secret catalog.' *BZZT*
'...Sears catalog.' *DING*
'Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment!' *BZZT*
Wow, I was actually going to add this quote, what are the chances?
Simpsons fans know all the good stuff ahead of time
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Who puts a mousetrap in a jar of candy?! The candy man is a psycho!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“And every time we go to McDonald’s, she always asks ‘How’s the fish?’ And I say it’s square fish!”
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“We are domino partners and nothing more!”
