The out of context quotes thread
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
*Shaggy throws water on witch ghost*
“What was that?”
“You’re not melting! It worked in the Wizard of Oz.”
“What was that?”
“You’re not melting! It worked in the Wizard of Oz.”
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Alright Morty, I just gotta combine it with some of your DNA."
"Oh, well, okay..." *He unzips his pants*
"A hair, Morty. I need one of your hairs. This isn't Game Of Thrones."
"Oh, well, okay..." *He unzips his pants*
"A hair, Morty. I need one of your hairs. This isn't Game Of Thrones."
He was a jazz musician! You didn’t know him! Nobody knew him! But he was a great man! And I won’t rest until all of Springfield knows the name of Bleeding Gums Murphy!
And I won’t rest until I’ve gotten a hot dog!
Homer, this is a cemetery.
Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs here!
Woo-hoo!
And I won’t rest until I’ve gotten a hot dog!
Homer, this is a cemetery.
Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs here!
Woo-hoo!
Hello, Mr. Hutz.
I’ll have you know the contents of that dumpster are private! You stick your nose in, you’ll be violating attorney dumpster confidentiality!
I just wanted to say hello.
Oh… hello. *chuckles nervously*
I’ll have you know the contents of that dumpster are private! You stick your nose in, you’ll be violating attorney dumpster confidentiality!
I just wanted to say hello.
Oh… hello. *chuckles nervously*
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
"Well, Arthur, I read 'Reconsidering Sandy,' and to tell you the truth, I'm a little confused."
"Confused about what?"
"Well, first of all, there's at least three characters named Mike."
"Let me ask you something, Lou. Have you ever met anyone else named Lou?"
"Well, yes."
"Slice of life, my friend. I just writes it like I sees it. So, what's the next step? Can you get me a meeting at the William-Morris office?"
"I don't think so."
"I understand your problem. Even though you're not right for the lead role of Smithy, I have the perfect role for you: Henchman #2."
"That's another thing. There's no Henchman #1."
"Confused about what?"
"Well, first of all, there's at least three characters named Mike."
"Let me ask you something, Lou. Have you ever met anyone else named Lou?"
"Well, yes."
"Slice of life, my friend. I just writes it like I sees it. So, what's the next step? Can you get me a meeting at the William-Morris office?"
"I don't think so."
"I understand your problem. Even though you're not right for the lead role of Smithy, I have the perfect role for you: Henchman #2."
"That's another thing. There's no Henchman #1."
Hey, stop talking bad about my town, man!
Why don’t you make me?
I don’t make trash, I burn it.
Then I guess you’re a garbage man.
I know you are, but what am I?
A garbage man.
I know you are, but what am I?
A garbage man.
I know you are, but what am I?
A garbage man.
Takes one to know one.
*shocked and responseless*
Checkmate!
Why don’t you make me?
I don’t make trash, I burn it.
Then I guess you’re a garbage man.
I know you are, but what am I?
A garbage man.
I know you are, but what am I?
A garbage man.
I know you are, but what am I?
A garbage man.
Takes one to know one.
*shocked and responseless*
Checkmate!
*heart monitor beeping in a hospital room with several men*
"Johnathan, I don't have much time left... here, come a little closer..."
*Johnathan leans in*
"What is it, Father Tom?"
"If there's one thing I've learned in life.... it's that Americans are stupid."
*the heart monitor fizzles out and flatlines*
"He's dead."
"Well, we can't put that on his tombstone. Come up with something else instead."
"Will do, sir."
"Johnathan, I don't have much time left... here, come a little closer..."
*Johnathan leans in*
"What is it, Father Tom?"
"If there's one thing I've learned in life.... it's that Americans are stupid."
*the heart monitor fizzles out and flatlines*
"He's dead."
"Well, we can't put that on his tombstone. Come up with something else instead."
"Will do, sir."
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Don't be sad, little girl. One day you're gonna grow up and you're gonna be big— Oh, wait. Never mind."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Now how was that?”
“I JUST ATE A TUB OF MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“I JUST ATE A TUB OF MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
PapaCrossing
Graham's Homie
Hello. This is Moleman in the Morning. Good Moleman to you.
Today: Part Four of our series of The Agonizing Pain in Which I Live EverydAAAaaAAaayy...
Today: Part Four of our series of The Agonizing Pain in Which I Live EverydAAAaaAAaayy...
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Woo, time to go clubbin'!" *Pulls out a baseball bat* "Baby seals, here I come!"
And now you’re asking for a day off? Get out my and my sight. You’re bogarting my patience.
Hermes, who were you yelling at?
Meself. I asked meself for Valentine’s Day off, but I was in no mood for any of my shenanigans.
Hermes, who were you yelling at?
Meself. I asked meself for Valentine’s Day off, but I was in no mood for any of my shenanigans.
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Oh, so just 'cause a robot wants to kill humans, that makes him 'a radical'!"
