The out of context quotes thread
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𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔪𝔞𝔩 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤
"My turn. "Kwyjibo", "K-W-Y-J-I-B-O". 22 points, plus triple word score, plus 50 points for using all my letters. Game's over, I'm out of here."
"Wait a minute, you little cheater, you're not going anywhere until you tell me what a, "kwyjibo", is."
""Kwyjibo", uh...a big, dumb, balding North American ape, with no chin."
"And a short temper."
"I'll show you a big, dumb, balding ape!"
"Uh-oh, kwyjibo on the loose!"
"Wait a minute, you little cheater, you're not going anywhere until you tell me what a, "kwyjibo", is."
""Kwyjibo", uh...a big, dumb, balding North American ape, with no chin."
"And a short temper."
"I'll show you a big, dumb, balding ape!"
"Uh-oh, kwyjibo on the loose!"
Congratulations, Fry. You snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy’s rich, she’s probably got other characteristics.
Bender! Romance isn’t about money!
Oh, so it’s just coincidence that Zoidberg here is desperately poor and miserably lonely? Puh-lease.
For your information, it’s because he’s hideous.
*Zoidberg groans sadly*
Bender! Romance isn’t about money!
Oh, so it’s just coincidence that Zoidberg here is desperately poor and miserably lonely? Puh-lease.
For your information, it’s because he’s hideous.
*Zoidberg groans sadly*
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Stay back or I’ll cut your little friend!” “What do I care? That’s a yellow pumpkin.”
“Gasp! You’re a racist!”
“All pumpkins are racist. I choose to admit it.”
“Gasp! You’re a racist!”
“All pumpkins are racist. I choose to admit it.”
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
"If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis!"
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Huh, tutorials written on a tombstone. Nintendo's really aiming for that senior market."
‘I’ll tell you who took those lunches, that damn sasquatch.’
*snoring while Jimmy sleeps in bed*
"JIMMMMMMMMYYYYYY, I'M THE GHOST OF ST. PATRICK'S DAY FUTURE......"
"H-huh, wha? A ghost? What do you want???"
"I WANT YOU TO GUESS ONE THING FOR ME, JIMMMMMYYYYY...."
"Huh, alright, sure... what is it?"
"WHAT IS THE PRICE OF A NEW TESLA MODEL X, JIMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYY??????"
"Uh-uh, oh gosh, I don't know.... $10,000?"
*all of a sudden the room shifts into a stage with props everywhere and a live audience*
"Just kidding, Jimmy! You're on THE PRICE IS RIGHT!" *audience claps*
"H-huh, wha? For real?? That's awesome!"
"I know right?!"
"So did I win??"
"Unfortunately you lost. Badly. You weren't in the top ten percentage, heck, you scored in the bottom of the percentiles, slightly better than those guys who lost over there."
*camera shifts to another section of the stage where the League Of Super Evil (LOSE) members are currently trying to avoid falling into shark-infested waters*
"HELP USSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!"
"Oh..."
"JIMMMMMMMMYYYYYY, I'M THE GHOST OF ST. PATRICK'S DAY FUTURE......"
"H-huh, wha? A ghost? What do you want???"
"I WANT YOU TO GUESS ONE THING FOR ME, JIMMMMMYYYYY...."
"Huh, alright, sure... what is it?"
"WHAT IS THE PRICE OF A NEW TESLA MODEL X, JIMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYY??????"
"Uh-uh, oh gosh, I don't know.... $10,000?"
*all of a sudden the room shifts into a stage with props everywhere and a live audience*
"Just kidding, Jimmy! You're on THE PRICE IS RIGHT!" *audience claps*
"H-huh, wha? For real?? That's awesome!"
"I know right?!"
"So did I win??"
"Unfortunately you lost. Badly. You weren't in the top ten percentage, heck, you scored in the bottom of the percentiles, slightly better than those guys who lost over there."
*camera shifts to another section of the stage where the League Of Super Evil (LOSE) members are currently trying to avoid falling into shark-infested waters*
"HELP USSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!"
"Oh..."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I’m starting a new diet where I only eat grapefruit.”
“But all of the grapefruit are covered by hot fudge!”
“Shhh! Not so loud! My stomach might hear you!”
“But all of the grapefruit are covered by hot fudge!”
“Shhh! Not so loud! My stomach might hear you!”
Leela, you’ve gotta train me to win.
No way! If you wouldn’t take my help when you didn’t need it, why should I give it to you now when you do need it?
What the HELL are you talking about?
I don’t know, but I’m not helping.
No way! If you wouldn’t take my help when you didn’t need it, why should I give it to you now when you do need it?
What the HELL are you talking about?
I don’t know, but I’m not helping.
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“How was school, Penny?”
“Oh we didn’t have school today. You see they ran out of books and somebody stabbed my teacher.”
“Oh we didn’t have school today. You see they ran out of books and somebody stabbed my teacher.”
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“I feel good! Papa’s got a brand new bag! It’s a man’s world!”
"How do I get a screen recorder that doesn't mine my data?"
