Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“My purpose used to be to make people laugh. Now I just try to leave my apartment with some dignity….”
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The out of context quotes thread
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Bender! Come on, we’ve got to get some dirt on Alcazar! Let’s go find out what makes the Forbidden Valley so forbidden.
Eh, no thanks, I’m good.
But there’s probably some cool forbidden stuff you can steal.
I don’t know, Fry. For the first time in my life, I feel like… I’ve stolen enough.
*smacks some sense into him* Bender! Snap out of it!
Sorry, I don’t know what came over me. Let’s go!
Eh, no thanks, I’m good.
But there’s probably some cool forbidden stuff you can steal.
I don’t know, Fry. For the first time in my life, I feel like… I’ve stolen enough.
*smacks some sense into him* Bender! Snap out of it!
Sorry, I don’t know what came over me. Let’s go!
ShinyDungeoneer
Helpful Life-Form
Ecolo: C'mon Ringo, I wanna see you smile!
Ringo: Stay back, Ecolo! *runs offscreen, ecolo following*
*Gleeful laughter*
Ringo: ECOLO! Why do you gotta do things we can't even show to the audience!?
(i paraphrased it because I didn't remember the exact conversation.)
Also, have this one, also from puyo puyo tetris 2:
Ess: Did I do good, Papa?
Zed: Yes. You are a very good girl, Ess.
Ess: *A squeal so pure and childlike, reminiscent of a simpler time to which we can never return*
Ringo: Stay back, Ecolo! *runs offscreen, ecolo following*
*Gleeful laughter*
Ringo: ECOLO! Why do you gotta do things we can't even show to the audience!?
(i paraphrased it because I didn't remember the exact conversation.)
Also, have this one, also from puyo puyo tetris 2:
Ess: Did I do good, Papa?
Zed: Yes. You are a very good girl, Ess.
Ess: *A squeal so pure and childlike, reminiscent of a simpler time to which we can never return*
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“There’s no I in Team America.”
“Yes there is!”
“Yes there is!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I just passed Mort in his cubicle. I think he’s dead!”
“Yeah. I noticed that yesterday.”
“And you didn’t say anything?! Were you thinking ‘He’s just as dead tomorrow and someone else can do the paperwork?!’ Wait. That’s pretty good thinking.”
“I was proud of it.”
“Yeah. I noticed that yesterday.”
“And you didn’t say anything?! Were you thinking ‘He’s just as dead tomorrow and someone else can do the paperwork?!’ Wait. That’s pretty good thinking.”
“I was proud of it.”
"You see, TACOS are made of MILK."
That’s the fifth family of them who’ve moved here. Seems like all of a sudden South Park is being overrun with those types.
Hey, what are you saying? What “types?”
You know, those types. Rich people.
Oh.
I don’t take kindly to rich folk. Neither does Ned. I remember back in the day, rich folk weren’t allowed in South Park. Now they’re moving here in droves!
They’re gonna be sending their kids to our schools, and mixing them with our pure non-rich kids!
Oh yeah, and it won’t be long till they drive all of us poor underachieving people out of town with inflated real estate costs.
Damn, I hate them stupid richers!
Hey, what are you saying? What “types?”
You know, those types. Rich people.
Oh.
I don’t take kindly to rich folk. Neither does Ned. I remember back in the day, rich folk weren’t allowed in South Park. Now they’re moving here in droves!
They’re gonna be sending their kids to our schools, and mixing them with our pure non-rich kids!
Oh yeah, and it won’t be long till they drive all of us poor underachieving people out of town with inflated real estate costs.
Damn, I hate them stupid richers!
ZeldaCrossing64
Trust I seek and I find in you
"I need to type in the coordinates to our home world, Morty. Cover me!"
"Oh, man. I mean, you know, I-I don't wanna shoot nobody."
"They're just robots, Morty! It's okay to shoot them, they're robots!"
*Morty shoots Glenn in the leg*
"AAAAHH! My leg is shot off!"
"Glenn's bleeding to death! Someone call his wife and children!"
"They're not robots, Rick!"
"It's a figure of speech, Morty. They're bureaucrats. I don't respect them."
"Oh, man. I mean, you know, I-I don't wanna shoot nobody."
"They're just robots, Morty! It's okay to shoot them, they're robots!"
*Morty shoots Glenn in the leg*
"AAAAHH! My leg is shot off!"
"Glenn's bleeding to death! Someone call his wife and children!"
"They're not robots, Rick!"
"It's a figure of speech, Morty. They're bureaucrats. I don't respect them."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“We wouldn’t be in this mess if you hadn’t been chasing me!”
“What can I say? You tempted me.”
“By taking a bath? You’ve got problems!”
“What can I say? You tempted me.”
“By taking a bath? You’ve got problems!”
QueenCobra
big boy season
“The plate and the wings hit me…and the ranch.”
You have to be strong! If you can stop this, if you can save the world, then you have to do it. Promise me. Promise me.
Alright, I promise. I won’t let the black people riots destroy the world.
Thank you… wait, what? *succumbs to injuries*
Alright, I promise. I won’t let the black people riots destroy the world.
Thank you… wait, what? *succumbs to injuries*
ZeldaCrossing64
Trust I seek and I find in you
"There you are. I've been trying to get in touch with you all day."
"Cinnamon buns."
"You know today is our big employee conference and raffle today."
"Hah, that's a funny one. Who cares about that?"
"Well, perhaps you should care, because it has come to our attention that one of our employees is a major embezzler."
"Aweeesome! ...Right?"
"Embezzles? What means that?"
"Well, it's a super awesome way of saying 'take having something'."
"Hey guys, I haves a good use of the words 'unbozzle'. My lungs 'unbozzles' the air from the earth, as I can breathe it. Period."
"Well, I don't see the humor in it."
"Oh, lighten up, Mr. Dooms and Glooms. Embezzles is metal."
"Who's the guy embezzling from, y'know, anyway?"
"Well, he's embezzling from you."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Cinnamon buns."
"You know today is our big employee conference and raffle today."
"Hah, that's a funny one. Who cares about that?"
"Well, perhaps you should care, because it has come to our attention that one of our employees is a major embezzler."
"Aweeesome! ...Right?"
"Embezzles? What means that?"
"Well, it's a super awesome way of saying 'take having something'."
"Hey guys, I haves a good use of the words 'unbozzle'. My lungs 'unbozzles' the air from the earth, as I can breathe it. Period."
"Well, I don't see the humor in it."
"Oh, lighten up, Mr. Dooms and Glooms. Embezzles is metal."
"Who's the guy embezzling from, y'know, anyway?"
"Well, he's embezzling from you."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Sweet gorilla of Manila! A letter from the Central Bureaucracy! *reads the letter* “Attention, Hermes Conrad. You are about to receive a letter from the Central Bureaucracy.” *another letter comes through and he checks it* My God! It’s from the Central Bureaucracy!
What the hell are you doing?
I’m making it look like important people call us!
Abraham Lincoln has been dead for 200 years!
…Tolkien doesn’t know that.
Yes, he does!
How?
Tolkien actually pays attention in school, unlike you, fatass!
Jew!
I’m making it look like important people call us!
Abraham Lincoln has been dead for 200 years!
…Tolkien doesn’t know that.
Yes, he does!
How?
Tolkien actually pays attention in school, unlike you, fatass!
Jew!
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Thank you Girls for catching the bad guys but now you need to go back to jail for breaking out in the first place!”
*The Powerpuff Girls and Mayor start laughing when the Mayor suddenly stops and looks sternly at the Girls who also stop laughing*
“I’m serious.”
*The Powerpuff Girls and Mayor start laughing when the Mayor suddenly stops and looks sternly at the Girls who also stop laughing*
“I’m serious.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“No no no! Please don’t shake the baby!”
