The out of context quotes thread

[QueenCobra]

“Ladies, I'm boiling, my blood is simmering through my veins and I have some things to say, okay?! I am deeply and utterly offended, that judge with the bun…and the gold? I do not appreciate her non-constructive criticism of my beautiful outfit."

“SIS….”

 

[Yoshi155]

Jamaican? I thought you were some kind of outer space potato man.

 

[Midoriya]

"Well, go on. What does it say?"

"Hmmmm, it says. You will find your friends soon, you will find them in awhile..."

"That's great! I'm so happy that I'll be reunited with George and Samantha!"

"...and you'll get your *** bitten by a large *** CRO-CO-DILE!"

"H-huh, what?? That can't be true!"

"Well, it's in the prophecy! Have fun!"

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!"

"Don't kick the baby."

"Kick the baby."

*Kyle kicks Ike and he crashes through the window*

"Ike, you broke another window! That's a bad baby! Bad baby!"

 

[-Blue-]

Warning. You are now in forbidden space.
Forbidden shmer-shmidden! What are they gonna do, write a letter? Ooh, I'm so scared!
I've lost control of the ship!
Augheughewough!

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Okay, the dynamite's in place."

"Are you sure there's no other way to get the buggalo out?"

"Not unless your parents have thousands of helicopters at their disposal."

"Well, actually—"

"Too late, this is more fun!" *sets off the dynamite*

 

[Yoshi155]

Uh-oh, is she behind me?

No, I’m in front of you.

*lets out a high pitched scream*

 

[rocketspruggs]

"Potty is such sweet sorrow."

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Look, just give me one more chance. I got a source."

"Well, you did manage to get a tremendous urine sample."

(distressed) "Let's not talk about that!"

 

[Yoshi155]

Whatever you did, professor, I’m sure there’s a reasonable explanation.

Yes, but they won’t listen. Everyone’s always in favor of saving Hitler’s brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooh, suddenly you’ve gone “too far.”

 

[rocketspruggs]

"We now return to a special episode of, "The Dream Boat". Brynn finally reveals who's won her heart..."

[parrot squawks, television ringing]

"O-M-Gosh, Brynn chose Gramps, I did not see that coming!"

"No, Leni, I rigged the television, so our calls are routed through it. That way, none of us would have to leave the room, and miss out on all of this seafaring dishiness."

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"We'll meet at 04:00 hours for training. See you then, crew."

"Leni, what are you doing?"

"If we're not meeting for four hundred more hours, I'm getting some beauty sleep."

 

[Mr.Fox]

'If so powerful, you are...why leave?'

 

[Ananas Dragon]

"We might be evil, but we still sort our trash!"

 

[Yoshi155]

Exciting news, everyone! The pet license I requisitioned for Nibbler has arrived.

Hermes, that’s sweet! I didn’t know you cared about Nibbler.

Dream on, woman. I’d like to put that little ******* in a sack and toss the sack in a river and hurl the river into space.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“How about we have a picnic?”
“And eat off the ground? Why don’t you just take a bath in the toilet while you’re at it?”
“Been there, done that.”

 

[Yoshi155]

This contest is good as done. I once caught a fish thiiiis big.

Oh, yeah? I once caught a fish thiiiiis big *stretches out his arms*.

I’m afraid you’re both out of your own league, boys, ‘cause you’re looking at a woman who owns her own harpoon.

Harpoon, my ass.

Okay. *throws the harpoon at his… you know*

 

[PapaCrossing]

Nobody calls me "Chicken", Needles! Nobody!

 

[Yoshi155]

Where’s Fry?

I didn’t kill him. Professor?

No, I’ve been busy.

 

[QueenCobra]

“You're a grown man screaming pumpernickel in a warehouse.”

 

[Mr.Fox]

“You're a grown man screaming pumpernickel in a warehouse.”

One of my favorite punishments...it's just not the same without Joe anymore

'Shouldn't you be at work right now?'
'Uh, yes sir, Mr. Burns...'
'Then get back to wherever it is you work, whoever you are.'