The out of context quotes thread

[Yoshi155]

We’re here! We’re queer! We don’t want any more bears! We’re here! We’re queer! We don’t want any more bears!

Hey, Homer, that’s a pretty catchy chant. Where’d you learn it?

Oh, I heard it at the mustache parade they have every year.

 

[Mr.Fox]

‘BUCKLE UP BUCKAROOS!’
*runs over pedestrians*

 

[Yoshi155]

Okay, Apu, stay awake and stay focused. “Cotton Mather-” *falls asleep immediately*

 

[Yoshi155]

*sarcastically* Oh, here comes that cannonball guy. He’s cool.

Are you being sarcastic, dude?

I don’t even know anymore.

 

[Yoshi155]

This is my moment
Viva La France
All of my training
Has led to this chance
I benched ten Q-tips
I ran five feet
I did a half push-up
Victory will be sweet!
There’s Mr. Sandman, here he comes
For I believe in myself so I have already won!
Whoa-o, whoa-o, I’ll be the champion! I am the heart of the- *gets absolutely destroyed*

 

[Yoshi155]

So, what’s Mars Day about, anyway?

It commemorate the day centuries ago, when our ancestor, Sir Reginald Wong, bought Mars from stupid natives.

How can you call the native Martians stupid?

They sell who planet for one bead. Sound stupid to me.

*everyone laughs except Leela*

That is stupid.

I can’t believe you’re laughing at the tragic exploitation of a proud, bead loving people.

Lighten up, Leela. It’s funny.

Of course it is, but you don’t have to laugh.

 

[Yoshi155]

Everyone okay? No one considering lawsuit?

Hmm… I might have mental anguish.

I have you know I’m friends with every judge on planet.

I’m okay then.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

*Toot walks into the room staggering and starts to pull her dress upwards to take it off when she throws up in it and she continues to hold the dress*
“Hey! Who threw up in here?!”
“And where have you been all night, Mommy Fattest?”
“I dunno. Where am I now? Wherever I am, someone threw up everywhere!”

 

[VernalLapin]

“Are we in Nebraska? ‘Cause that was corny!”

 

[Yoshi155]

Is that your camouflage reflex or are you just happy to see me?

 

[Yoshi155]

Are you sure there’s no other way to get the buggalo out?

Not unless your parents have thousands of helicopters at their disposal.

Well, actually-

Too late. This is more fun. *ignites the dynamite*

 

[Midoriya]

"Dr. Doofenschmirtz RUSSIAN Incorporaaaaateddd...."

*a guy with a very thick Russian accent and a mustache steps onto the stage*

"Here at Dr. Doofenschmirtz RUSSIAN Incorporated, we feed kitties all across the world. We feed the kitties, and the kitties feed us.... wait what, the kitties feed us? I don't think that checks out."

"Yeah, tell marketing that whoever came up with that is dead. Literally. Hahahahah..."

Dr. Doofenschmirtz RUSSIAN Incorporated is filmed in front of a live studio audience full of herds of moose!

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Toot! Where do you think you’re going?!”
“The store. Mommy’s completely out of medicine.”
*Toot shakes empty liquor bottle*
“You can’t just keep leaving your baby alone! She’s going to end up messed up!”
“Don’t tell me how to raise my baby!”
*Toot uses liquor to make a large circle with her and the baby in the center of it and then lights it to form a flaming circle*
“Who dares enter the Ring of Fire?”
*Toot steps over the flames while her coat drags on the ground and catches on fire and starts to leave a trail of fire as she exits through the front door*
“TOODLES!”

 

[QueenCobra]

“You remind me of my daughter.”

“Aw, thank you.”

“Not a compliment.”

 

[Mr.Fox]

‘You’re baaad, Bart Simpson.’
‘No I’m not, I’m really-‘
‘Yes you are! You’re bad, and I like it!’
‘I’m bad to the bone, honey…’

 

[Yoshi155]

Wait! I’m too rich to be kidnapped!

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Fish heads, fish heads
Roly Poly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads
Eat them up, yum!”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“The little dog was right. No one ever listens to me. If they did, they’d learn that I’m only one that knows that James is a serial killer. He already has three bodies buried in the backyard. But I guess no one will ever be interested in listening to my narration.”

 

[Yoshi155]

This mission is incredibly dangerous. Someone’s sure to be killed. Fry, Leela, Bender-

Damn you, old man!

 

[Yoshi155]

Dearly beloved, we are here today to remember Bender, taken from us in the prime of life when he was crushed by a runaway semi driven by The Incredible Hulk.

Awww, you knew my favorite cause of death!