The out of context quotes thread

[Yoshi155]

You don’t need courage. After all, who needs courage when you have a gun?

 

[Midoriya]

"For his neutral side B special, he wields... a gun!"

 

[Yoshi155]

As soon as you’re in your pressboard coffin, I’ll be the sole survivor, and the treasure will be mine.

Over my dead body it will!

That’s exactly the point- oh, Simpson, can’t you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?

*his overalls snap and his pants fall down*

…how long was that?

 

[ribbitribbon]

"For his neutral side B special, he wields... a gun!"

“Woah woah woah woah— Hold on, Sakurai. First of all, I thought you didn’t even like guns.”

“Well, yes. That is very true. But, let’s be honest here. Shadow makes guns look so cool…”

 

[Yoshi155]

There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well-played game of chess.

*busts in and starts firing off a machine gun*

 

[Mr.Fox]

‘So who brought us here?’
‘I don’t know.’
‘Did you bring us here?’
‘No!’

 

[Yoshi155]

Sorry to crowd you, boy, but I’ll let you in on a secret. Burns is after me ‘cause he wants the Hellfish bonanza.

Look, if you’re going to stay in my room, could you at least stop making up gibberish?

Gibberish, eh? Then what’s this? *pulls up sleeve to show him his tattoo*

Wrinkly gibberish?

 

[Yoshi155]

Where are you two going at this hour?

On a treasure hunt.

Ooh, can I come?

Only if you’re ready to stare danger in the face, put your manhood to the ultimate test, and take-

Pass. *walks away*

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Yuck! You’re all stinky! Go shower now, stinky!”

 

[Yoshi155]

Get off of my planet, this is your last chance!

I’m gonna go ahead and slide out of my pants!

That’s it, you’re all ****ing dead!

What? This room feels stuffy. By the way, do you like puppies? Here’s a basket of puppies!

*Kraid gets lasered by Samus*

Whoops… killed the puppies.

 

[Yoshi155]

Doesn’t it bother you even a little to be taking advantage of your girlfriend’s trust?

*laughs* Oh, wait, you’re serious. Let me laugh even harder. *laughs harder*

 

[Suguri]

Oh shut up you stupid doctor! As I adjust that the Paramount Pictures logo has began rocky once again. Whatever the same reason, The Pepsi Fans from every pack is when they had from the corporation of Pepsi.

 

[Yoshi155]

Blecch! These candies are chalky and unpleasant!

And what is this emotion you humans call “wuv?”

Surely it says “love.”

No, “wuv,” with an Earth “w.” Behold.

This concept of “wuv” confuses and infuriates us!

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Oh my God! Ozzy Osbourne bit Kenny’s head off!"

"You *******!"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“YOU SAW MY WIFE IN HER BATHROBE?! Isn’t it horrible?”

 

[Suguri]

Have you ever read Diary of a Wimpy Kid books before?

Yeah, that's because teasing counts as bullying!

 

[Midoriya]

"And so, these beings are called T.U.R.D.S."

"What are T.U.R.D.S.?"

"They are.... Terrestrial Underdog Reptile Donkeys..."

"Rick, this show seems kind of boring and weird..."

"You're just NOW noticing that, Morty? We've been watching this for the past two hours. The remote is right next to you. Just pick up the remote and change the channel! Geez, it doesn't take a genius scientist to figure that one out."

*Morty gives him a look*

 

[Mr.Fox]

Coming up next on Schmloo's The Schmloss, Schmlony has a nightmare!
'SCHMLANTHA! SCHMLONA!'
'Amazing! A dimension where all proper nouns begin with Schmla.'
'Schmlangela? Schmlonathon?'
'Alright that got...that, that actually got old pretty quickly.'

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Those jerks locked me in the closet and forgot about me! I was stuck in there with a bunch of old coats and Clara’s golf umbrella which I renamed the Expandable Pleasure Wand.”
*Toot reaches down and her body suddenly turns into an umbrella shape as sultry background music plays*

 

[Yoshi155]

Uh, look, Planet Express Ship, this might not be the best time, but, well, I really like you and whatever, but I think we should just be friends.

Noooooooo!

So, we’re cool?