The out of context quotes thread
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QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“This is what a cornfield looks like, honey.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“What did you get Miss Fine for Valentine’s Day?”
“Nothing.”
“You can’t give her the same exact thing you gave me.”
“Nothing.”
“You can’t give her the same exact thing you gave me.”
Ooh, a punchbowl like that just screams good taste. Wouldn’t it be perfect for the dinner party?
Aw, we can’t afford that. Who do you think I am, Liz Taylor?
Well, maybe we could use it once and then return it.
Marge, we’re not talking about a toothbrush here.
Aw, we can’t afford that. Who do you think I am, Liz Taylor?
Well, maybe we could use it once and then return it.
Marge, we’re not talking about a toothbrush here.
Shellzilla_515
F1 fan who loves onions
“Noodles into noodles? At a Chinese restaurant?”
Dyffryn Thebwys. It was a town in Wales that had stood proudly for a thousand years until the English, deliberately flooded it.
Oh my God, to drown everybody?
No, to make a reservoir. They needed water! So they built a dam and that flooded Dyffryn Thebwys, and all the people lost their homes.
My God, countless thousands of them!
Well, 48.
Thousand!?
No, just 48. You know, four dozen.
So now they're all homeless?
Well, no. They were compensated, so they got new houses somewhere else and well, in many cases, much nicer ones.
Oh my God, to drown everybody?
No, to make a reservoir. They needed water! So they built a dam and that flooded Dyffryn Thebwys, and all the people lost their homes.
My God, countless thousands of them!
Well, 48.
Thousand!?
No, just 48. You know, four dozen.
So now they're all homeless?
Well, no. They were compensated, so they got new houses somewhere else and well, in many cases, much nicer ones.
"All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea... well, he doesn't walk up, he swims up.
Well, actually, the mollusk isn't moving, he's in one place. And then the sea cucumber, well, they... I'm mixed up.
There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that..."
Well, actually, the mollusk isn't moving, he's in one place. And then the sea cucumber, well, they... I'm mixed up.
There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that..."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Aren’t you sad that you don’t have a real beard like an adventurer?”
“I never said you needed a beard to be an adventurer. Beards are for ladies!”
“Ladies?!”
*Line of bearded men are angrily glaring at K’nuckles and Flapjack*
“Gig’s up ladies. These man suits ain’t fooling anyone.”
*Bearded men rip off their manly exterior to reveal dresses underneath and walk away*
“I never said you needed a beard to be an adventurer. Beards are for ladies!”
“Ladies?!”
*Line of bearded men are angrily glaring at K’nuckles and Flapjack*
“Gig’s up ladies. These man suits ain’t fooling anyone.”
*Bearded men rip off their manly exterior to reveal dresses underneath and walk away*
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“My name is Ms. Leading. As you know, I just recently moved here to Stormalong Harbor… Captain K’nuckles, what are you doing?”
*K’nuckles is shirtless in front of a tank with hermit crabs in it and flexing*
“Thought I’d flex my muscles in front of your hermit crab collection.”
“Anyway my husband and I are happy to have moved here….”
“I’m outta here….”
*K’nuckles is shirtless in front of a tank with hermit crabs in it and flexing*
“Thought I’d flex my muscles in front of your hermit crab collection.”
“Anyway my husband and I are happy to have moved here….”
“I’m outta here….”
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QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“Did you touch my drum set?!”
“Hey, knock it off!”
“I know you touched my drum STICK. 'Cause the left one has a chip in it!”
“Are you effing crazy, man?! You sound insane. Do you realize that?! You should be medicated!”
“I know you touched my drum set, and I wanna hear that dirty little mouth admit it!”
“Hey, knock it off!”
“I know you touched my drum STICK. 'Cause the left one has a chip in it!”
“Are you effing crazy, man?! You sound insane. Do you realize that?! You should be medicated!”
“I know you touched my drum set, and I wanna hear that dirty little mouth admit it!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
*Linus is holding a baseball bat with dents in it and yelling at Snoopy who looks very sad and hurt*
“Why would you chew on my brand new baseball bat?! Couldn’t you find a nice stick to chew on?! You just had to chew on my bat! You’re a bad dog!”
*Lucy walks by Linus and Snoopy*
“Snoopy didn’t chew on your bat. I was hitting rocks with it.”
*Linus looks embarrassed and holds out the bat to Snoopy*
“Heh heh. Wanna have a bite?”
*An extremely angry Snoopy baring teeth is now chasing Linus*
“Why would you chew on my brand new baseball bat?! Couldn’t you find a nice stick to chew on?! You just had to chew on my bat! You’re a bad dog!”
*Lucy walks by Linus and Snoopy*
“Snoopy didn’t chew on your bat. I was hitting rocks with it.”
*Linus looks embarrassed and holds out the bat to Snoopy*
“Heh heh. Wanna have a bite?”
*An extremely angry Snoopy baring teeth is now chasing Linus*
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
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