The out of context quotes thread

[Yoshi155]

Hold on, Mr. Burns. Maybe we did fake a kidnapping. But is that really such a crime?

 

[Mr.Fox]

Just look at all this beautiful “foilage.”

It’s not “foilage,” Mom. It’s “foliage.” Foliage.

That’s what I said, “foilage.” It doesn’t take a “nucular” scientist to pronounce “foilage.”

'I can't excape Lisa, our little walking libary!'

 

[Yoshi155]

Well, Son, delighted to have met you. It’s good to know that… there’s another kidney out there for me.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

*Baby is hitting Earl in the head with a saucepan*
“Not the Momma! Not the Momma!”
“Do that one more time and a little dinosaur will learn how to fly.”
*Baby stops and breaks the fourth wall by staring at the viewer and thinking before hitting Earl again*
“Not theeeeeeeeee Momma!”
*Baby goes flying across the room and hits the wall and falls down before he sits up*
“Again!”

 

[Yoshi155]

Wait, this isn’t Ganon’s lair. I’m in Liberty City.

 

[Yoshi155]

I’ve never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little about it.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Michelle is so Jersey that she thinks Lisa Lisa is classical music.”

 

[Yoshi155]

I’m literally angry with rage!

 

[QueenCobra]

“Um, I invented Post-It’s.”

 

[Yoshi155]

Warning: you are now in forbidden space.

Forbidden, schmur-schmidden. What are they gonna do, write a letter? Ooh, I’m so scared.

I’ve lost control of the ship!

Lost control of the ship?! *screams*

 

[Yoshi155]

There. We can make these into spears.

And we can tie these caterpillars together to make bow strings for bows and arrows.

And we can use this machine gun to shoot them! *cocks the gun and starts firing*

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“I.Am.The.Cow. Moo. Moo. Moo!”

 

[Yoshi155]

All this time we thought he was a powerful super being. Yet he was just a kid.

He’s not a child! He’s 34!

 

[Yoshi155]

Neither of us can get up when we get knocked on our back.

What? I’ve seen you get up off your back tons of times.

Those times I was slightly on my side.

 

[Yoshi155]

I know the source of the greenhouse gases. But in my shame, I’ve kept it secret for 75 long years. Oh, it haunts my memory still. *pulls out a ray gun and aims it at his head*

Professor! No! Don’t do it!

Don’t do what? Don’t use this memory ray so I can remember what happened back then?

 

[Yoshi155]

That’s awful, Professor. Especially the making out part.

Yeah, I didn’t need to hear that.

 

[QueenCobra]

“Thank you.”
“For what?”
“For making a fat, old, crazy Communist a happy man.”

 

[QueenCobra]

“You are Jerry Garcia without the music!”

 

[Mr.Fox]

“Um, I invented Post-It’s.”

If anyone needs to make a call I’ve got a phone!

 

[Yoshi155]

We interrupt this cartoon for a special report.

*gasps* Someone found my keys!