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The out of context quotes thread
- Thread starter Midoriya
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ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"D-did you pull a bazooka out of a fanny pack?"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
*Bugs dressed as Granny is tossing random things out of a second story window and Yosemite Sam is catching them and throwing them to the side*
“Crazy dame is taking everything but the kitchen sink!”
*A kitchen sink with a pipe still attached suddenly falls into Sam’s arms*
“Crazy dame is taking everything but the kitchen sink!”
*A kitchen sink with a pipe still attached suddenly falls into Sam’s arms*
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Your pets were hard to catch. They kept running away from my tranquilizer bullets?”
*Bugs and Granny stare at Blaque Jacque Shellac in shock and confusion*
“Tranquilizer bullets?”
“There’s no such thing!”
*Bugs and Granny stare at Blaque Jacque Shellac in shock and confusion*
“Tranquilizer bullets?”
“There’s no such thing!”
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“What kind of person steals a dead woman’s shoes? Girl must have been raised in a barn.”
Excuse me. Hi, do you have a minute? I live in Jersey City and my car broke down and I need to get back ‘cause my aunt’s real sick and she needs this medicine but I need money for the bus. So I’m mugging you. Hand over your wallets!
Wow, superpowers! I’ll be able to pack my day with twice as many humdrum activities.
Leela, I think you’re missing the big picture. When you were a kid, what was your biggest fantasy?
To have parents.
Whatever. The correct answer is to be a superhero.
Leela, I think you’re missing the big picture. When you were a kid, what was your biggest fantasy?
To have parents.
Whatever. The correct answer is to be a superhero.
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“There’s a monster driving the truck!”
“Call him Eustace. That’s his name.”
“No. He’s right! There really is a monster driving the truck!”
“Call him Eustace. That’s his name.”
“No. He’s right! There really is a monster driving the truck!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“These are my summer diamonds. Some are diamonds and some are not!”
Well I could use some help!
I would, but I can't feel my hands.
I meant Ray! Who's just standing there...Ray, on bionic legs!
Oh right. I forgot!
How do you forget you have bionic legs?!
Are you constantly aware you have regular leg bones?! No, you're--
Just pick up the jeep!
Okay, on three. One, two, threeaagh!
Ray?
What is that, what're you doing?!
My back my back my back my back!
Are you kidding me?! Bionic legs, and you lifted with your back?!
I would, but I can't feel my hands.
I meant Ray! Who's just standing there...Ray, on bionic legs!
Oh right. I forgot!
How do you forget you have bionic legs?!
Are you constantly aware you have regular leg bones?! No, you're--
Just pick up the jeep!
Okay, on three. One, two, threeaagh!
Ray?
What is that, what're you doing?!
My back my back my back my back!
Are you kidding me?! Bionic legs, and you lifted with your back?!
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Name something a burglar wouldn’t want to see when he breaks into a house.”
“NAKED GRANDMA!”
“NAKED GRANDMA!”
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“Baby, you can’t read the doll!”
Hello, I’m Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true, and by true, I mean false. It’s all lies, but they’re entertaining lies, and in the end, isn’t that the real truth? The answer is no.
