The out of context quotes thread

*Bugs dressed as Granny is tossing random things out of a second story window and Yosemite Sam is catching them and throwing them to the side*
“Crazy dame is taking everything but the kitchen sink!”
*A kitchen sink with a pipe still attached suddenly falls into Sam’s arms*
 
Wow, superpowers! I’ll be able to pack my day with twice as many humdrum activities.

Leela, I think you’re missing the big picture. When you were a kid, what was your biggest fantasy?

To have parents.

Whatever. The correct answer is to be a superhero.
 
Well I could use some help!
I would, but I can't feel my hands.
I meant Ray! Who's just standing there...Ray, on bionic legs!
Oh right. I forgot!
How do you forget you have bionic legs?!
Are you constantly aware you have regular leg bones?! No, you're--
Just pick up the jeep!
Okay, on three. One, two, threeaagh!
Ray?
What is that, what're you doing?!
My back my back my back my back!
Are you kidding me?! Bionic legs, and you lifted with your back?!
 
Hello, I’m Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true, and by true, I mean false. It’s all lies, but they’re entertaining lies, and in the end, isn’t that the real truth? The answer is no.
 
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