The out of context quotes thread

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“I’m tired of hauling my own weight around. Let’s take the escalator to the second floor.”
*Helga puts one foot on the escalator and it screeches to a full stop and everyone on it looks at her*
“On second thought, there’s a lot of good stores down here.”
*Helga removes her foot and causes everyone on the escalator to go flying off onto the second level of the mall*

 

[ShadowLelouch97]

"It went up my nose and took control of my body..."

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

“Then she wondered, not for the first time, about the differences between wizards and witches. The main difference, she thought, was that wizards used books and staffs to create spells, big spells about big stuff, and they were men. While witches - always women - dealt with everyday stuff. Big stuff too, she reminded herself firmly. What could be bigger than births and deaths? but why shouldn't this boy want to be a witch? She had chosen to be a witch, so why couldn't he make the same choice? With a start, she realized it was her choice that counted here too. If she was going to be a sort of head witch, she should be able to decide this. She didn't have to ask any other witches. It could be her decision. Her responsibility. Perhaps a first step toward doing things differently?”