The out of context quotes thread

[Midoriya]

"You ready to join the arena?"

"...not the mf arena, you know what I meant LOL" -Javocado 2024

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"Maybe the real Mario Party is the friends we made along the--" *gets horribly shot several times*

-Midoriya 2024

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

“No one is finally dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away, until the clock wound up winds down, until the wine she made has finished its ferment, until the crop they planted is harvested. The span of someone’s life is only the core of their actual existence.”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“You need to have a motorcycle if you’re going to wear a biker jacket. Otherwise you’ll look stupid.”
“Not to mention a waste of a perfectly good cow.”

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

"The poor miller. Thrice the victim.
The seasons took his livelihood. I took his land. And now, uncountable years later, the comet has taken his humanity.
Now, he is a mindless husk, reaping lives as he once did wheat. Killing any that come close, in that place where even Time itself has been twisted beyond recognition.
My only regret is that I did not live to see the day his shoddy mill was smashed to pieces by the miraculous bounty I would reap from the stars! And everything he loved was dyed in the color of Madness!!!"

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Hey, mister! Are you about to drag our brother off to a bleak nether realm of despair, where the future is nothing but an endless sea of anguish and horrible misery?"

"...Yuh."

"We wanna go, too!"

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

"You can't give her that! It's not safe!"
"IT'S A SWORD. IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SAFE."
"She's a child!"
"IT'S EDUCATIONAL."
"What if she cuts herself?!"
"THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“The suggestion box empties into the furnace? For twenty years I’ve been making suggestions hoping I’d get a promotion….”
“Well you single handily kept this factory warm during the winter for the past twenty years.”

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"We will duct tape ourselves to a tree. Unfortunately, we still need to raise money to buy a one billion-ton magnet."

 

[rocketspruggs]

"I think I'm going to investigate Papa's job."

"I-I see...that's probably for the best, working at city hall is a fine job, but it might be rather boring."

"I'm home."

"Papa! Blah, blah, yada, yada."

"Hm? All right, then."

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

"So how big was the bailout?"
"First bailout was a hundred billion dollars."
"Second bailout?"
"A hundred billion dollars again Brian."
"And how long will that last them?"
"I think there's some confidence that will get them to Tuesday. Wednesday."