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Yukari Yakumo
Countless Violet Clouds
“No one is finally dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away, until the clock wound up winds down, until the wine she made has finished its ferment, until the crop they planted is harvested. The span of someone’s life is only the core of their actual existence.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“You need to have a motorcycle if you’re going to wear a biker jacket. Otherwise you’ll look stupid.”
“Not to mention a waste of a perfectly good cow.”
“Not to mention a waste of a perfectly good cow.”
Yukari Yakumo
Countless Violet Clouds
"The poor miller. Thrice the victim.
The seasons took his livelihood. I took his land. And now, uncountable years later, the comet has taken his humanity.
Now, he is a mindless husk, reaping lives as he once did wheat. Killing any that come close, in that place where even Time itself has been twisted beyond recognition.
My only regret is that I did not live to see the day his shoddy mill was smashed to pieces by the miraculous bounty I would reap from the stars! And everything he loved was dyed in the color of Madness!!!"
The seasons took his livelihood. I took his land. And now, uncountable years later, the comet has taken his humanity.
Now, he is a mindless husk, reaping lives as he once did wheat. Killing any that come close, in that place where even Time itself has been twisted beyond recognition.
My only regret is that I did not live to see the day his shoddy mill was smashed to pieces by the miraculous bounty I would reap from the stars! And everything he loved was dyed in the color of Madness!!!"
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ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
"Hey, mister! Are you about to drag our brother off to a bleak nether realm of despair, where the future is nothing but an endless sea of anguish and horrible misery?"
"...Yuh."
"We wanna go, too!"
"...Yuh."
"We wanna go, too!"
Yukari Yakumo
Countless Violet Clouds
"You can't give her that! It's not safe!"
"IT'S A SWORD. IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SAFE."
"She's a child!"
"IT'S EDUCATIONAL."
"What if she cuts herself?!"
"THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON."
"IT'S A SWORD. IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SAFE."
"She's a child!"
"IT'S EDUCATIONAL."
"What if she cuts herself?!"
"THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“The suggestion box empties into the furnace? For twenty years I’ve been making suggestions hoping I’d get a promotion….”
“Well you single handily kept this factory warm during the winter for the past twenty years.”
“Well you single handily kept this factory warm during the winter for the past twenty years.”
ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
"We will duct tape ourselves to a tree. Unfortunately, we still need to raise money to buy a one billion-ton magnet."
rocketspruggs
Believe it!
"I think I'm going to investigate Papa's job."
"I-I see...that's probably for the best, working at city hall is a fine job, but it might be rather boring."
"I'm home."
"Papa! Blah, blah, yada, yada."
"Hm? All right, then."
"I-I see...that's probably for the best, working at city hall is a fine job, but it might be rather boring."
"I'm home."
"Papa! Blah, blah, yada, yada."
"Hm? All right, then."
Yukari Yakumo
Countless Violet Clouds
"So how big was the bailout?"
"First bailout was a hundred billion dollars."
"Second bailout?"
"A hundred billion dollars again Brian."
"And how long will that last them?"
"I think there's some confidence that will get them to Tuesday. Wednesday."
"First bailout was a hundred billion dollars."
"Second bailout?"
"A hundred billion dollars again Brian."
"And how long will that last them?"
"I think there's some confidence that will get them to Tuesday. Wednesday."
lasagne_of_death
Average plastic dinosaur consumer (semi hiatus)
"The despondent child has become a barnacle."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
*Man enters his house angrily and his wife greets him cheerfully*
“Where have you been, honey? Dinner’s almost ready.”
“JENNY SAW YOU KISSING SANTA CLAUS!”
“Oh that’s just a song, silly! *Turns on record player and it plays some music* See?”
*Couple laugh for a moment at the misunderstanding*
“I am [bleep]ing the neighbor though.”
“Oh Jim? How’s he doing?”
“Where have you been, honey? Dinner’s almost ready.”
“JENNY SAW YOU KISSING SANTA CLAUS!”
“Oh that’s just a song, silly! *Turns on record player and it plays some music* See?”
*Couple laugh for a moment at the misunderstanding*
“I am [bleep]ing the neighbor though.”
“Oh Jim? How’s he doing?”
QueenCobra
Daisuke Sekimoto girlie
“Do you know what farts are?”
“Yeah, but there are many many levels of farts. There are funny farts, and there are unfunny farts.”
“Yeah, but there are many many levels of farts. There are funny farts, and there are unfunny farts.”
QueenCobra
Daisuke Sekimoto girlie
“If I was a snapping turtle I would never let people put things in my mouth for an Instagram reel. I would show a little more tact than most.”
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Yukari Yakumo
Countless Violet Clouds
“Most of the gods throw dice but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been using two queens all along. Fate wins.”
xSuperMario64x
🇨🇦🩷 2 days 💜🇨🇦
"this is terrible. this is—eyeigehehegeughu—this is embarrassing, to fail that Hole 2 twice in a row. embarrassing. I'd rather **** my pants, in Target, than miss that." -poofesure
QueenCobra
Daisuke Sekimoto girlie
“Disobedience, huh? That’s a mistake.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Marge, dear, would you kindly pass me a donut?”
“Donut? What’s a donut?”
*Homer starts screaming in horror and runs out of the room and a flash outside of the door is seen. It then begins to rain donuts*
“Gasp! It’s raining again.”
“Donut? What’s a donut?”
*Homer starts screaming in horror and runs out of the room and a flash outside of the door is seen. It then begins to rain donuts*
“Gasp! It’s raining again.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I hate children. I’m glad that I never was one.”
xSuperMario64x
🇨🇦🩷 2 days 💜🇨🇦
"that thing was flying to Mars, if Mars was 20 feet behind my ***!" -poofesure
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